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Jane Altoids
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Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat
I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
she/they Katılım Şubat 2009
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anytime there’s a painting of a naked woman lounging or lazily doing anything that’s me
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One of the greats, and an inspiration to the rhcp
Amazing Pop Culture Podcast@AmazingPopPod
Shemp. Thoughts?
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@TheGayChingy I thought so but I thought maybe I misremembered lol I knew you had seen Dracula for sure though lmao
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@staticbluebat You know ive seen like 30 keanu movies right
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there's only one Keanu Reeves movie I've seen that i hate. can you guess which?
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@TheGayChingy Bram Stoker’s Dracula but you should watch A Scanner Darkly
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@Noalarmplanet I love that everyone 6 months one of these anon accounts has a meltdown
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you literally just melted down on me and wished for my death because i said the characters in on cinema act like you, it’s a mirror bro
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@indianloonie @teehee4free Them getting a weird Tumblr fandom *now* is so funny
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The concept of doing all this for Matt Johnson
Peter Pepsi’s Bogus Journey@PetePepsi
i really hate to be the “fun ruiner” but please don’t run and chase matt/jay/etc out of the theater after qnas or wait outside until *2AM* for them to leave. i really hate that this has to be said but this is not appropriate behavior
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@natminuszero Only online though I need a ton of time alone irl or I go crazy
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Finally turned on notifications just from people I follow
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@MetaReflexive Damn I didn’t realize it blew up like that lol
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Send me your questions and confessions confess.ngl.link/staticbluebat
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I hope Adam Driver’s Star Wars money hasn’t dried up because I much prefer him doing weird messy auteur films than being stuck in MCU purgatory
Caleb Williams@KnightGambit
RUMOR: Patrick Wilson & Adam Driver Courted as Professor X & Magneto in Marvel's 'X-Men' Reboot - (via @KnightEdgeMedia) Marvel Studios is in full swing, looking to cast their version of the X-Men in the upcoming film. It's also rumored that Sadie Sink is expected to be revea...
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@nicole_namaste Yeah that’s just like normal “did not click on a first date and is avoidant” behavior which is pretty universal among all genders lol
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Another top contender for things I love to see in these groups: people commenting that they talked to this guy on a dating app and stopped hearing from him/never met him… soooo you don’t know that man….
Nicole 🔮@nicole_namaste
My favorite thing to see on Are We Dating the Same Guy groups is people commenting “this guy was a player in high school” about a fucking 35 year old
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me wearing my excellent shark puppet mask that i made yesterday 🦈🎭
noel / leo 💜🦇@roseopossum
i am also performing in this show tomorrow (check out the fuzzy palace puppet slam IG for more info)!! year of the puppet....
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