Static | current wip in bio (iwtv)

Hi my name is Static, I get too invested into my video game characters and have my own canon for them. Love Skyrim, Fallout, Dragon Age, BG3. I love rambling about my characters and the canon I've created. If you find that annoying 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

@HimboT1ts Dont make me open my 'future tavs' note in my notes app

I wanna make a farm boy tav who was hauling hay bails and wrestling steers like twenty minutes ago. Big strong man whose never held a sword in his life but is willing to give it a go to survive

@edserkins Imagine an alternate universe where Derek lived and we eventually got a bit of a throwback to this scene with his daughter Ellis. Her getting in trouble and expecting her dad to yell at her when he enters her room but he just gives her a glass of water and speaks calmly with her

derek resting in ellis’ room waiting for her to wake up and giving her water only to then yell at her i’m cryingdghsdj

@HimboT1ts My canon group of Tavs is a romance for each companion (except Minthara, they have their own canon) and two mains for Halsin. Still call the group the Fortune's Few because of song of balduran, but really they're more Fortune's Plenty in terms of number....

Is playing with a party of 7 ‘too much’? Maybe. But if they didn’t want me to make multiple tavs to romance multiple characters they shouldn’t have made all the characters so kissable. Anyways I remade Thalia and she’s gonna romance Karlach this time

@biboopbichen I'm rereading the books super slowly after finishing them because I'm taking notes and the amount of times WWX has called LWJ pretty is unreal, often when NO ONE else brought up his looks. He hears mention of LWJ and just immediately goes "he's pretty but..." every time.

wwx loving lwj in his first life is extremely obvious when you consider the reliability of his narration

@softhosea So yeah, learning that you've been travelling with your god is a trip. Especially when you realize he also broke the heart of your cousin TWICE.

@softhosea Solas in the face because he's upset about Rowan....and then he freaks out because he just punched his god in the face. Dorian very cheerfully tells him to look at the bright side: he went for his fists instead of his daggers so at least he didnt just stab his god.

playing as a dalish elf in inquisition is so funny bc imagine finding out ur friend is one of ur gods on a random tuesday afternoon

@1325LL I will steal and murder in games but I find it very difficult not to pick kind dialogue options

WHY IS PLAYING A FULLY EVIL CHARACTER SO HARD I HAVE SO MUCH PEACE AND KINDNESS IN MY HEART I CANNOT DO THIS

@skarsghardy He's stronger than Dammon, which does wonders for the fact that i ship them

still hilarious that rolan has 13 str but halsin has 10

@joshdonnapilled I love how upset she is that they're not together. "We went through all this shit and you broke up with her?!"

oh addie how i missed you, even his ex wife ships them

@edserkins Summer on hot days, you freeze up because of the temperature, even when you know it's gonna be cold. Meredith wasnt expecting to be thrown into freezing water, how does Derek even know she had the chance to swim before drowning?

@edserkins Now I cant swim, like at all, but dont people also take a moment to swim even when they intentionally jump into cold water because it's a shock to the system even when you're at least partially expecting it? Like just getting into the inflatable pool my neighbour sets up in the

ok so if you fall into freezing cold water idk if those skills will actually come to help especially after a point tbh

@wiltingdecay "I'm evil, not a monster"

i'm playing an evil cleric, i say as i convince kagha to let arabella go

@bugbugbugg As if I dont already act as my own little whiny bitch to complain whenever I do something badly 🙄

why do so many video games program a whiny little bitch in ur ear to complain whenever you do something badly

@HimboT1ts While I'm usually an "elves dont have body hair or facial hair" truther, Halsin is just meant to be furry

I don’t slut out women in my games, it’s boring and reductive (jk). The MEN however are free game

@durgedorian Damon is just that amazing

she got her first upgrade while burning from a soul coin HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT DIE /ref

@satosugubug Another one I purposely made to look like a younger version of the woman who raised him and taught him how to be a rogue

@satosugubug I forgot that I made one of my Tavs look similar to her because several of my Tavs are made way before I play them, so I decided it was her long dead sister. She therefore knew something was up with the guardian but just assumed it was tadpole fuckery. But she got to hug her sis

good morning moots :D ♡ do your guardians resemble anyone to your tavs? i’m always curious if they’re random or not!! eden’s guardian showed up as her brother she hadn’t seen in years, so she was fully trusting from the beginning and the reveal had her questioning…. a lot

@sceebedee No such thing

do i have enough health poultice