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@AOC4Presidents It's tough out here for shill politicians

Kamala is clearly trying to position herself as the progressive in the 2028 Democratic Primary. We have seen this with her before. Remember when she was for Medicare for All? Or when she was for the Green New Deal? She has no true beliefs.

@TVietor08 They were willing to give the unattainable... a podcast. Wait... doesn't she already have a podcast?

Hahahahahahahaha

@adammocklerr Yes very interesting ideas that would have been great in a presidential campaign or something

Ummmm based????

@sidequestbri You were amazing. Best interrogation in a while!

me after RP today #nopixel

@Olivia_Reingold Poor effort. Try harder

Rama Duwaji attended a Paris Fashion Week event this past fall. That's despite being married to Mayor Zohran Mamdani, a socialist who ran on taxing the rich, and making just ~$10,000 last year. The mayor's office did not respond to a request for comment on who paid for this trip (pre-inauguration), which also included a visit to London.

Hey @Apple, a sincere and heartfelt fuck you

@kenklippenstein Wait. This fuck is in the government? I thought he was flushed in 2017.

White House counterterrorism czar Sebastian Gorka says anyone asking how the Iran War isn't another forever war is "either low-T" or "mentally challenged"

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more. That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to permanently fund NYC libraries and parks. Libraries will no longer have to plead for funding each year.

@scubaryan_ Meaning is dead

Clavicular says he doesn’t think it’s important for a woman to have an org*sm because there isn’t a good “Return on Investment” 💀 “it’s not important… the amount of extra effort that’s required to do that is just not gonna have much ROI…”

@mattvanswol Sucks to suck

I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.

@themeasuredtake Real ones know the cussy bit goes back to 2021 in gta rp

LMAOOO IM CRYING how is this man gonna role play as dr jihad, teach us about "carussy" and be autistic about the cars cinematic universe one day and then try to act serious in a suit the next

@HasPause Awesome

OH MY GOD BRUH

@4ltedits Best character since Donnie

where were you when dr. jihad debuted

@marlene4719 Trump famous for his study habits.

A meme of Trump riding a bicycle would be every bit as absurd as him reading a book.

It's game theory. Checkmate Cars Dick Cheney

@_carlbeijer They Pikering Sirota now? Who's next? Do Sam Seder!

lmao

@rexjonesnewz @kingkami6969 Saving this for when it happens

Kim Jong Il level propaganda

@SimpsonsWWE Beefcake!

Me: are you pooping? 1 year old toddler….