SA Stats

The average Capetonian spends 167min per week discussing the weather.

South Africa has the only province in the world that Kanye West named his child after.

For 8/9 province's #CapeTown traffic is Toxic to their mental well being within 15min.

JHB, Jozi, Joburg and Johannesburg are all forms of underwater karate.

The key ingredient in a Vuvuzela is distilled tears from Blade Nzimande.

On some nights you can hear Hellen Zille performing whale sounds in Hermarnus all the way in Paarl.

Springs is the only town in South Africa where its acceptable to write "Ashamed" under place of birth on your Birth Certificate.

In some parts of the Eastern Cape it is illegal to be literate.

KZN has the highest concentration of Vanity plates in the Milky Way.

In 1997 Boksburg attempted to change its name to Boxxxingburg

Gauteng is the only Provence with predetermined accents based on what area you live.

Although South Africa has 9 official languages, there are another 823 versions of Xhosa

The average Durbanite describes his tan as a rich mahogany.

In most of the towns in the Free State the national colour is still Khaki.

Every year 632 tonnes of Ouma Rusks are seized by Australia Customs officers.

7% of Capetonians have broken the speed limit.

63% of all South African babies say "Lekker" as their first word.