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@ChickfilA why did you get rid of the spicy grilled chicken sandwich? It was my favorite 😢

I wish Murphy knew how much I love him

Where do you buy clothes in your mid-20’s? Most stores I either feel way too old or too young for what they have😒

I’m in a constant state of missing my dog when I’m not with him how does that work for when I have kids someday

@vikki091 Especially to an equally important member of the team. I don’t do that bullshit were adults that work together if you call me by my first name you’ll be called by yours

Sir, excuse me .. anesthesiologist, we have BIGGER PROBLEMS. Go step on a lego or something

@ZachJonesMD You better be referring to her/him as an OR nurse, maybe CCRN if they have it. since we are being specific on specialties for no reason. Oh wait, I forgot we had bugger problems then to care

It like we’re still in a personal hell and having emotional and physical burdens (yes, physical.. proning ppl is no joke) while everyone is trying to not think about it and move on, ya know

I think the hardest part about being an ICU nurse as the world starts to heal is that the pandemic is still affecting me so much as everything else lightens up. no one else will ever get it besides my coworkers still seeing the worst of the worst every day 😕

yep and i might fuck yours

Like I understand more if it’s outdoors, I really do. But this is all inside right now 😷

Is it me or were there sooooo many people out at bars last night like there was no pandemic

1. who the FUCK is morgan wallen 2. despite his use of racial slurs why were we idolizing someone with a mullet in the first place

i barely knew rachael existed and now they’re falling in love??? where did this come from? #TheBachelor

i think i’m getting old cuz on my snapchat discover page idk a single person they’re talking about

is it me, or is this season’s group of girls EXTRA mean and horrible? #TheBachelor

i miss when charlotte russe was considered high fashion. cheap shit is too expensive now

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about. Starting with a classic: STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

@rolllerkoaster oh hell nawwww