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I fucking love the Internet and I love my mother Angelina Jolie.

Kind of surreal to think the Habs could do this pregame torch bit for months given the army of legends still alive within the org

I love the Canadian census because it allows me to put both FR and EN as mother tongues (🥹💞), which is the biggest (calculated?!) oversight from the Québec gov stats.

Christian Siriano’s first words on E! calling all the looks boring lmfaooooo an icon who can talk his shit #metgala

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

Writing literary fiction with the sole aim of being interviewed on Dua Lipa’s podcast

@b49772 @claudiacm1146 Et ça a pris un bout avant que l’accès au réseau franco soit uniforme… l’abolition du system confessional s’est fait en 1998! Y’a pleins de québécois francophones en régions qui ont été obligés d’aller à l’école en anglais dû à leur religion.

@b49772 @claudiacm1146 Ummm on avait littéralement un system confessional avant la création du ministère éduc. C’était au cœur de la Commission Parent dans les 1960s… les québécois protestants devaient nécessairement aller à l’école en anglais, car le réseau francophone était réservé aux catholiques!

Le Québec parle du « vote anglophone » comme si c'était une anomalie importée. Mais le Québec a lui-même créé des centaines de milliers d'anglophones — en refusant pendant trente ans d'après-guerre l'accès à l'école française aux enfants d'immigrants, même catholiques. #polqc

Ottawa bilingual (English mother tongue, French chatGPT)

@redroomrantings Via business class unmatched

It’s crazy how much more comfortable train travel is over flying

anti coachella bc americans dont deserve happiness

Looooved Lady Gaga’s fleur de lys sash for N1 in Montréal, but I hope the PQ didn’t see it.

It is so important to me that I never learn what a scrum master is

Not sure it's appropriate for CBC News to constantly interrupt their programming to air Tr*mp's live press conferences/dementia ramblings. What a strange practice for a Canadian broadcaster.

@redroomrantings QC millennials made sure all the 3-9 yo girls in Hochelaga-Rosemont quadrilatère are named Marion, Simone, Louise, or Lucille

Quebec keeping so many of these names alive

don't know if i've ever commented on this publicly but i think it's really great that sidney crosby is getting hotter with age

@ericaeff ERICA NO!

Guillaume and Laurence being so hated makes me want to root for them even more I’m sorryyyyy! They just placed above the Americans too hehe

We are in a Montreal restaurants selling apparel epidemic

Canada should have exactly one nuclear weapon, and this man should hold the trigger.

Oh god is she an Alberta separatist lol extremely weird behaviour

I’m already seated with a large popcorn and Diet Coke.