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What a quote from Guy Mowbray: “in a battle that seems to be Everton against the world - Everton are winning”

@AdamLake @nickimoraa 😂 You just nuked Nicki.

@nickimoraa I mean, you could say the same about vets, but I suppose there aren't enough dogs in vet school so we'll just have the cope with qualified professionals with an interest in helping others using their broad set of specialist skills which took years of training.

I will never understand men that decide to be gynecologists. Why did you, as a man, feel like you are qualified to be an expert on women’s health and influence women’s health choices?

@henrywinter @geoff4jones You and your ilk are too fucking scared to call it what it is - corruption. Cowards.

Good result for Chelsea: club fined only £10m and given a suspended transfer ban after Premier League found 36 separate undisclosed payments totalling £47.5m made “to 12 persons or entities on behalf of the club”. Lenient sanctions. No sporting sanctions. Yet these are serious offences, as the sanction agreement between the PL and Chelsea makes clear, stating “they were not only obvious and deliberate breaches of the rules but also because they involved deception and concealment in relation to financial matters”. Yet no points deductions. Just a manageable (if record) fine and a “suspended one-year first-team player transfer ban (suspended for two years)”. Surely they gained a sporting advantage by recruiting such players? So surely a sporting sanction should be in order? And where's the consistency? In 2008, Luton Town received a 10-point deduction for irregularities in dealing with agents (nb from FA). There still could be some further sanctions by the FA following its "ongoing investigation". PL points to mitigating factors: current owners Clearlake/Todd Boehly in May 2022 voluntarily self-reported potential historical breaches from the Roman Abramovich era. Club co-operated extensively and helped provide (with others) 10,000 documents for PL investigation. PL established “that between 2011 and 2018, undisclosed payments by third parties associated with the club were made to players, unregistered agents and other third parties”. Payments related to the purchases of players including Eden Hazard, Willian, Samuel Eto’o, David Luiz, Andre Schurrle and Nemanja Matic - there is no suggestion any were aware of the illicit payments. The detailed work of the investigators – and level of Clearlake’s co-operation – is impressive. The sanctions less so. It is a legitimate debate: should a club be punished for offences under a previous owner? Yes, most fans of other clubs would scream. It's a deterrent. And the value of those players' contribution and subsequent sales arguably still benefits the club. PL also investigated “potential breaches of the Premier League’s Youth Development Rules, committed by a former senior employee, relating to the club’s registration of Academy players between 2019 and 2022”. Again, self-reported by the club, this time in 2025. Chelsea punished with £750,000 fine and immediate nine-month ban from registering academy players from PL and EFL clubs. #CFC

@playboysecrets 👌

Marriage has 6 stages:

@OliverFlorenc11 @ToffeesGlasgow @SpursOfficial Haha this is why you’re going down and why everyone can’t wait for it. Self absorbed, self obsessed, self pity, no backbone. Fans get what they deserve from what they put in. We were 2-0 down against Palace - the fans, unlike yous, didn’t walk out. We became the extra man. NSNO

@ToffeesGlasgow @SpursOfficial Yeah but you lot weren’t paying the highest st prices in Europe to see 2 league wins all year saying you backed the players have shame didn’t yous abuse Gordon and mina

Take note @SpursOfficial fans. This was County Road on the day we played Bournemouth and had to win to stay up. This was the support for a RELEGATION battle. Us, the fans kept us up that year and year before that. Support your team and you might get out this mess #Spurs

@geoc1878 Maupay the goblin, for sure. Absolute shithouse.

Any guesses who this could be aimed at or file it next to all the other shite he’s came out with?

Well I think I am alone in being delighted about the Derby getting moved 😂

@PolitlcsUK 52% of people didn’t vote 🤷‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING: The Green Party has won the Gorton and Denton by-election from Labour 🟢 GRN: 14,980 (+10,170) ➡️ REF: 10,578 (+5,436) 🔴 LAB: 9,364 (-9,191) 🔵 CON: 706 (-2,182) 🔶 LD: 653 (-746) Changes w/ 2024

@119off61 She’s training for a marathon - you’re there to just gawp at women?

This lady next to me has spent 39 minutes on fckin treadmill 😭. Fitness education is so necessary in this country

@scousericey So we lost, but you where happy - and then you clapped them off. Is that not the definition of a happy clapper 👀😂 😬

I stood at the end clapping James. That team gave 100% tonight and that's all we can ask. United got lucky.

@Richlloyd1984 @LeeFMc83 @Cameron40792631 As was Branthwaite. His passing was woeful tonight. 5 on the bounce just went straight to the opposition.

@LeeFMc83 @Cameron40792631 Pickford and Tarkowski were shite as well

Beto - terrible Gana - past it, slows us down O’Brien - not a RB Seems to be the general consensus scrolling my timeline.

Alls I can say is that Adam Aznou must be horrendously shit if Mykolenko is keeping him out of the side.

@Paddy_Boyland He should have a word with Mykolenko, and it should include the word “shithouse”

Seamus Coleman not happy with a Bournemouth player at FT. Had words with the fourth official

@bradyates_ He’s a very weak man, and a shit footballer.

Mykolenko is one of the worst we’ve had in years and I’m not having it up for debate I’m right you’re wrong

@NilSatisNews The players being weak, 2nd to every ball, and with no urgency when we have it. Basically shithouse football.

💬In your opinion, What is the MAIN problem with Everton’s home form blues? 👇

He’s literally just said “work life balance = bad” and people are going to vote for this. He wants you to work 60+ hrs a week in the office and have absolutely no pleasure at all. And these cunts call Corbyn a “lunatic” for wanting an extra bank holiday (on St George’s day btw)

@Tony_Scott11 Any idea when the day/time is finalised?

Everton v Liverpool & Manchester City v Arsenal the same weekend 18.04.26 👀

@MAGAVoice Under his eye 👍

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by announcing America will re-dedicate itself to God on May 17th 2026 "We're going to rededicate America as one nation under God” CHRIST IS KING 🙏

@Cobratate Chin up mate

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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump This is code for “I only like some paedos” Fucked up cvnt you, Piers.

Thanks for the call, President @realDonaldTrump - appreciated the advice re future step fall avoidance, and the invite to do golf battle as soon as the new hip beds in. (but no, you’re not taking my $$$) 🏌️‍♂️👍

@FabrizioRomano 11 goals in the last 4 seasons 😂😂 Good luck to the little hobbit

🚨🔴⚪️ Neal Maupay to Sevilla, here we go! Deal in place with Olympique Marseille with medical to follow on Tuesday. Loan move with €6m buy option clause not mandatory.