Matthew Carroll

@BeefyBotham I get to meet you tomorrow Ian #shitkids #greatclubs #wots Gower doin #shitheros

@liamgallagher #dontfuckthe #aussiesoffcunt

Let’s go Celtics #lets go ☘️ #teams

Best rd @AFL

@McIlroyRory team #itsmyisland #letsgoCeltics #liv

Why can’t @McIlroyRory come and play in Adelaide #wildcards #PGa. Major golf

@sekrah Farrk me . , When’s #tedlasso2 coming out #fuckme

Ludvig Åberg has knee issues. Scottie Scheffler will be sleeping on a hospital sofa in a week. Jon Rahm is a touch out of form. Rory McIlroy has done absolutely nothing. And we got Brooks Koepka sitting at +1600 for Valhalla fresh off a win? #GamblingTwitter

@camsmith9 if you lads need a carry on coach #mynamesTed #rippers

@SharkGregNorman forever dates #

@SharkGregNorman Cmon man #needdates

And to you @ShaneLowryGolf unreal win

Awesome win @McIlroyRory

Solid 28 points #andanntp

Is @bubbawatson A wanker #justaskin #herospast

@DJohnsonPGA @McIlroyRory fuck I’m getting excited #shitgolf #aussies

I like football

Onya Ron

How was your day at the races #pete

It’s who we watched, #testycricket #wheresCat

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