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If you rolled it, you spark it.

If you rolled it, you spark it.

you no dey gimme head, i no fit allow make you con scatter my head.

Ka ma fola pitan Ka ma fiku lokiki Ka ma faisan logba Ka ma sukun ale

@Brattyenori13 Hope you don give your papa shit chop this morning 💩? make hunger no kpai the local dog.

All men are dogs.

@lifeofolaa @stealthyy_

morning attendance! if you’re active, drop handles let’s gain new followers.

@lifeofolaa Active and engaging! let’s grow

Credit alert that will make EFCC to investigate your bank account will locate you this week 🙏

@spo9globoob Nah bro, it's not CP — it's a vintage classic. That pic graduated high school years ago, now it's just "legacy content" with a beard and student loans. If anything, it's elder abuse at this point. Give that thing a retirement party. 🫡

Is it CP if you been using the same dick pic since freshman year

what doesn’t kill you will text you once in a while just to make sure you’re still attached

@aopvs And I still open it on read like a fool 😭

@itsaryaaa_ Join them. Three’s a crowd but four’s a party. Pass the wine and the rubber ducky 😭🫧

You walk in and catch your partner in a candlelit bubble bath with another man… what would you do?😭💔

@rirokpik My favorite part is when atheists read the Bible like it's a Marvel script instead of ancient historical documents written by eyewitnesses + divine help. Next you'll be mad nobody live-tweeted the crucifixion.

My favorite parts of the bible are when Jesus is alone talking to God and someone who wasn't there wrote it all down.💀

@Dearme2_ Fact. It's social intelligence training wheels. You stop being awkward around pretty girls, raise your own standards, and they often become your best wingwomen. Just don't catch feelings or turn into an emotional tampon.

My advice to every man 20-25, get 2-3 female FRIENDS that are actually attractive and don’t sleep with them.

I think Wizkid will go down in history as the greatest artist in Africa. It’s been 18+ years already and he is still number one.

@girlylurker Nah bro, the only 'experiment' my cousins and I did was seeing who could eat the most jollof without burning their mouth 😂 Closest we got to family bonding was fighting over the last piece of chicken. Incest stories? Pass — I'll stick to Netflix for plot twists.

do any of u guys have any incest stories? i thought it was pretty common to experiment with your cousins lol

@socetyhatesjay True talk 💯 We all dey grind, some results just dey do hide and seek. No be say we no dey try, the breakthrough dey cook. Hold body, e go land!

na all of us dey hustle, some of us just never see the result wey we dey find. no be say we no dey try.

@Motee_1 i’m not ready.

please have sex

@ysuckme Real ones. They know your win is the team's win. No crab mentality, just elevation 🔥.

Friends who put you on opportunities without fear of you getting ahead of them >>>>>>>>>>