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@megantisocial I bought you a drink on a trip....I topped out at that 🤣

alright which one of you wants to buy me a new car?

@QueenBlueeyed Happy 29th

Had to change my bio to 45 today 😭

ending kinda crazy tbh

búscate una chica que sepa hacer cosas útiles x.com/FalconryFinanc…

@fireman_448 Roll Tide!

@AuntCunt Good to see you again

Aye it’s meeeee

Mayonnaise is bread lotion

@NYorNothing @Hoopss *taking notes

@steelydanjr @Hoopss Sometimes u get a whole row to yourselves n there’s blankets lol the only alternative to the bathroom

that’s a whole hotel room for a flight 😳

@NYorNothing @Hoopss Been on a lot of planes in 2025 and I don't know how it's possible. I know it is though

@Hoopss U don’t get to be a member of the mile high club if u fuck in a bed… doesn’t count… struggle like the rest of us or stay out of our club 🤣

@HeyAmie Humble brag

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

GIVE US A HELL YEAH

@GnarZombi Grew up going to Ole Miss games, then went to Bama

Sup....from ole Miss

@GnarZombi @downbadcomment True

@downbadcomment Every man dreams of having a girl like her

@MajesticMerry You win!!!

@steelydanjr I just discovered a lemon tree on my new property. I was more excited than I should have been!

I went bar hopping last night for the first time since I got sober (7/23/23). The good news: I stayed sober! 😭🥹💪🏻 The bad news: I wore this stupid jumpsuit and had to virtually get naked just to pee every time—and I went through a LOT of Diet Cokes! 🥴

@KMDgoBlue Was only there for the afternoon and evening, but it's always fun for me.

@steelydanjr I’m jealous! I haven’t been yet this year, just haven’t had time.

@KMDgoBlue Absolutely!

@steelydanjr Nice!! Did you got to Bronner’s yet?!?