Stephen Macartney

Why aren't we buried in graves standing upright? It would save so much space. #Showerthoughts

@sonofhound When the Time Comes by E.B the Younger youtu.be/2nBo5ZrjqOM

My parents are struggling slightly with bookings at their B&B atm (apparently lots of owners are) & it BREAKS MY HEART because they work so bloody hard at running it ❤️ Please do me a solid and check them out if you fancy a relaxing Cornish break away ☺️ old-parsonage.com

A late shout about this, but I was down at the excellent @FealtysBar in Bangor last night - their Back Bar Sessions are on every Saturday - saw @Dolbro_Dan & @steevmacartney (aka @kingcedarmusic)...both are hugely talented artists you should check out... kingcedar.bandcamp.com/track/hey-im-s…

#ArrestedDevelopment going a bit Ulster here #UTH

For they would have no scruples but to send us to France... #boulesac2019

@mcveighp I guess we're all under the grill x

Toast is just double cooked dough. #Showerthoughts #toast

@rShowerThoughts Technically there's an ASCII sequence, in order, for every word you've ever said in the past, and will ever say in the future. #PiDay

If pi is infinite, then somewhere in there, there is 69420 #Showerthoughts

@rafferty_paul I knew you'd rise to the challenge of a good bread pun.

@steevmacartney Man thank you, I really kneaded to hear that... #sorry

@micheleleigh13 A present from my wonderful friends Neil and Jacqui!

Love my new #NASA Space Camp badge. It's the coolest thing I own.

@janehorrocks_ line in #AbsolutelyFabulous about Ivana Trump's new perfume. "A smell that lingers longer than he does." has a whole new meaning now. 🤣

@EilisPhillips I would *love* to go to space camp. The Kennedy Space Center n'all. Someday!

@prmc84 There is evil in this world.

If you put the Flat Leaf Parsley in the Coriander holder in Tesco's Springhill, then you are responsible for the missing element in this curry.

@brianconey Never mind what my ears thinked about him update, my brain hurt.

This is phenomenal

Anyone else just watching out for @BadLipReading moments in the #SuperBowl?

@akaWorf is skilled in many methods of combat. #batleth