Stefan Beyer

There’s a special place in hell for people who leave their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot.

Voting Biden or Trump is like picking your seat on the Titanic. #USElection

No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I’m a business owner.

“I wish more of my friends sold Arbonne” - Nobody

@MikeGrinnell_ I know this may be hard to believe, but some people can actually watch games without being totally glued to social media. 🤯

Side note: what happened tonight in the NHL should be the most talked about thing in all of sports. 8pm start time. Game went to OT. Entire internet fell asleep. Would it be crazy to schedule games a little earlier? If this happened in NBA/NFL internet would be pure chaos.

Weird, I haven’t used any Arbonne products and I feel fine.

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@billburr .. check out this animal sizing up a Toblerone

Aaron Rodgers just signed a 4-year, 134 million dollar deal.. works out to about $726 per second of field time. Give me a second while I go throw up.

Tiger is back!

I’m thrilled to be starting a new chapter of my career and life in Toronto with the @MapleLeafs. I feel very fortunate to come join a team with a great young core and play where I grew up learning and loving the game. I can’t wait to get started!

Deer in headlights

Just tackled the UN Burger from @caskandkettle.. Wow, one of the best burgers I’ve ever had! @MooseheadLager @Rock889FM #BurgerWeekSJ

Got 3 hours to kill? Watch the last 5 minutes of a basketball game.. 😴😴😴

10/10 good boy. #NationalPuppyDay

Good call using a shootout to decide the gold medal.. Why don’t we just flip a coin next time. #CANvsUSA

WOOOOO!

Kevin Hart is not funny