stef is watching Lost season 3 ** no spoilers!!

i feel compelled to confess that I do not know the difference between The Beach Boys, the beastie boys, and that song that goes gimmie the beat boys

I am very determined for my kids to have a mom who is ok with having a body (even if I am just cos playing as someone who is ok with having a body)

This weekend im going to wear a 2piece swimsuit to the pool and run a 10k and I am equally terrified about both

facing my phobia of the German Ai generated mole mapping body position guide model

Getting progressively more worked up that my shampoo, conditioner, soap, moisterizer, deoderant, and laundry detergent all have distinct and non harmonious scents

Everyone at work is having big feelings and I cant handle it YIKES someone said "yea because you are an empath" and I said bitch that just means no emotional boundaries

I'm inventing a new type of guy that's a radiation denier

In 2026 im going to get a lower level job where I have less responsibility and im extremely dedicated to this mission

3yo was suddenly hit with the gravity of a strange man coming down the chimney at bedtime tonight and announced "i don't want santa to come to our house, he has to stay in the north pole"

But also children are petri dishes and one or both of us has been sick for months so we never smooch and I feel like pretty woman

W is my favorite person on the planet and our children are such silly reflections of our weird little personalities!

It's been 1 month since my sweet puppy best friend doggie died in my arms and I am still shattered to my very core!!

@jkac You must simply reject the notion of legal tender and calculate how many hours of work you spend on the Uber

Absolutely deranged that I spent years thinking if I lost weight I wouldn't have body image issues and now I've lost weight and body issues are tbh the worst and most all consuming they've ever been

1yo has discovered how to piss off her brother by saying "tine minutes!!" while pointing at him and it enrages him to the point of screams

Taught 3yo to yell "kobe" when he throws a ball but he lost the plot and yells TOBY instead whenever he does something deranged

Hard to take baseball seriously as an athletic endeavor when they are all wearing necklaces

I did so bad in that interview I cried afterwards lol f me

I have a job interview next week 😎 it's a demotion but maybe I would be happy at work again

I've been so stressed out and pissed off at work someone sent me a GIFT CARD and said "hang in there"

actually I have discovered baseball players are thick and wear tight pants so I can't talk right now

this is a uniquely new low for me