Taylor Stegman

In case you don't have me on snap, I had a little trouble with my crutches yesterday. #recoveryroad

you will never feel ready because ready isn’t a feeling it’s a decision

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

Me, inventing a metaphor: this thing is something else

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

thought i had to do laundry today but it turns out i can push it out another day. women can do anything

“Certo dia, olhei para o céu esperando ver um milagre ou um sinal de Deus. Então percebi que tudo ao meu redor era um milagre, o costume havia me cegado.” - Santa Teresinha

does forcing people to watch ads actually increase sales like at all or is it just companies throwing money for the sadistic enjoyment of making your day just a little bit worse

me: these are headphones. they go over your ears so you can privately listen to music or podcasts time-traveling pilgrim: so then why do people play stuff loudly off their phone in public spaces? me: okay, you're actually picking up on things way faster than I thought

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

dress for the weather you want

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

Baseball is a good sport to introduce to a child because it teaches them that evil and despair always prevail

i can’t watch the hannah montana movie because the scene when grandma ruby’s precious plates all smash ruins my life