Carlos J Hernández III

@livewithnoregrt Money you idiot. ~Los✌🏽

without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@mikeysportsnews @Matthew42894 I haven’t had a week off since 2013. Vacations are for pussies like you Matthew. In fact, even if I do go to Cancun I’m still working and closing deals. Some people weren’t built for this game of life ~Los✌🏽

@Matthew42894 I hope it’s a bad week.

So nice to have the week off

@hrguybrett @beyoumf So true Brett! I made you into the masculine Jew you are today. It brings tears to my eyes knowing your wife isn’t dating my douchbag cousin anymore. Fuck him! He ain’t getting a dime from me. You are truly a great example of what the Jewish bloodline can become. ~Los✌🏽

@steinbergball @beyoumf first time i met you is the most ive felt like a cuck in my whole life. thought you were gonna bend my boyfriend’s wife over right then and there

are y’all as bold in person like y’all are online?

@1ssve Lies! Everyone should be striving to become a manager. I would feel useless if I didn’t manage a big team. They depend on me and love me. I would fire someone if they said they don’t strive to manage. That’s weak. Simple as that. ~Los✌🏽

VERY unpopular opinion: It’s okay to NOT want to be a manager. You can have a fulfilling career and never manage a single person.

@soleiljolina Private Jet baby. I don’t have time to wait at TSA and be around stupid people at the airport. ~Los✌🏽

How the fuck does anyone have time to do anything

@Tim_Denning Been making 100K+ per month since 2013 and have zero reason to retire. My employees depend on me to lead and that’s what I do best. ~Los✌🏽

Your mission in life should be to find a way to make at least $100k a month and retire from 9-5 jobs no later than age 35.

@StillNext31 OR become valuable at your job so you get a raise. The world doesn’t revolve around you El. When my employees complain I tell them that. ~Los✌🏽

Make rent cheap again can I get an amen

@bluewmist So true! If I can automate you then you are not worth having around. ~Los ✌🏽

Unpopular opinion: Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence.

@kpitt15 Good to hear! I’ve got an uncle in Arizona. Decent golfing out there. ~Los✌🏽

@steinbergball I live in Arizona. Been living here for two years now

Hate driving just need to start flying back-and-forth from California. Probably be cheaper the way gas prices are right now especially in California.

@HoodRich4Pres 74% there to plan B 😃 ~Los✌🏽

plan a: millionaire plan b: billionaire

@kamala_joe @_aureliamoon Not me! I’m thriving. In fact, I had one of my best years in 2025. Doubled our revenues which means I got a huge bonus. ~Los✌🏽

@_aureliamoon In this economy we're all broke!

You not gonna hurt my feelings by calling me broke. I don’t wanna pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment. I don’t wanna pay $100 to fill my tank, I don’t wanna pay $600 every two weeks on groceries. Yeah, I’m poor as hell idc lmao.

@_aureliamoon Maybe make more money sweetheart. I’m not currently hiring but I’ll let you know if a job opens up at our corporate office. ~Los ✌🏽

@mikeysportsnews Preach it Mikey, true golf enthusiasts actually play the game. It’s cuck behavior. ~Los ✌🏽

Masters fans are no better than Disney adults imo

@DaxTRUTHH @mikeysportsnews @FastbreakHoops5 I’ve watched Nash live. He was terrible off and on the court. Many restaurants around the Miami area have said similar things. He never tipped either. Top 100 NBA player at best. ~Los ✌🏽

@mikeysportsnews @FastbreakHoops5 Is that why the No1 offensive rating followed him from Dallas to Phoenix? His first season back in Phoenix he LED them to 62 wins, a HUGE jump from 29 wins the season prior

NBA MVPs who never won a ring.

@Saniya_physic Antisemite 😠

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@mikeysportsnews @TravinSimmonds @char3258 @HeyYoungKings Just discussed the game plan with my pilots. Happy to announce los Force 1 is ready to board. You messed with the wrong pack you Pussy. Bringing my lawyer too in case you try to play any games. Up to you Trav if you wanna scrape with Mikey. It won’t go well FYI 🤫 ~Los ✌🏽

@TravinSimmonds @steinbergball @char3258 @HeyYoungKings Yea. Give me your address.

Being single is better than being in a sexless relationship.

@mikeysportsnews @TravinSimmonds @char3258 @HeyYoungKings You can board Los Force 1 any time Mikey. I’m always down to fight an asshole punk. ~Los✌🏽

@TravinSimmonds @steinbergball @char3258 @HeyYoungKings If you want to fight so bad asshole you’ll fly to me.

@jasmiliano That’s why you need to step on a scale to board my yacht. I’m here to sunbathe and party NOT whale watch. ~Los ✌🏽

Fat people love cruises

@mikeysportsnews @TourSwingsTommy A very long time ago. I was driving past the Miami airport and my 12 year old son asked me, “Papa Los, what is that large building with all the traffic going to it?” I told him that’s where poor people go to travel. He said “oh, I’m glad we travel private” 😂 ~Los ✌🏽

@TourSwingsTommy Flight attendant that’s sweet… @steinbergball when was the last time we flew on a public airline 🤣🤣🤣

How I look at the flight attendant so she knows I’m ready for a treat.