Steph (Taylor’s Version)

“esoteric” “ugh she’s so hot when she says big words”

🚨| Jason Kelce's intro for Taylor Swift on the upcoming episode of the New Heights podcast! "The most requested guest in the history of shows"

rep og: there will be no explanation there will just be reputation. rep tv: there will be no reputation there will just be explanation.

Haven't seen female drama like this since they kicked Keisha out of the Sugababes #thetraitors

This view being part of my walk home from work every day is making me very happy to be in Boston in the summer right now

@Luiseach I was with you when Jamie Bell pushed in front of us in a queue 🤣

what’s your celebrity connection that most people won’t know about you? I’ll start. The Poke put my handle right next to the menswear guy in a list so please don’t ever make eye contact with me again x

I still can’t believe that any of this actually happened The BEST friends. THE songs Being on the front row all three nights Giving her mum a friendship bracelet Given plectrums from her dad “Oh my god- you’re here again?” -her dad on Sunday! The happiest I have ever been.

That’s me giving her a friendship bracelet 😭😭 THANK YOU for taking this video!

@TobyChiang When girls aged 5 hear this story and are like “oh yeah- that’s a thing we want” then you know the lack of pockets are already a problem!

1/ Also today: accidentally bought a pair of women’s trousers from a charity shop. Not a problem - I like the colour. I like the fit. The pockets however…

@Luiseach I might go start re-reading it just to check I know who they’re referring to when they say “scout” as I feel like this could now be very confusing……

M’LUD MAY I PRESENT BEFORE THE JURY ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’ I rest my case

@Luiseach This was amazing!

this is wasted on all of you omg I’m going to bed

@Luiseach I still have it! ❤️

thank you for the congratulations replies but this was in 2010 and I’m no longer married (not divorced, my husband is dead, I do mention this quite a bit) and I’m very happy with my current longterm partner, this is ALL ABOUT THE CUNTY LITTLE PARASOLS 😌🔥

I bought my bridesmaids exactly the same cunty little parasol each to protect from the blazing Welsh sun

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

dan and phil raised $83,000+ for the palestine children’s relief fund in one single charity live stream, which is INSANE. content creators, USE YOUR PLATFORMS!!!

imagine being that Golden Globes host today after making that ‘film about a doll with big boobs’ fucking clanger when it contains scenes like this 👇 I’d be on a previously uninhabited island population now one (1) with a new face and a new name

@Luiseach I think I remember this 🤣

I don’t know if this counts but Jamie Bell pushed in front of me at the bar in Coopers in Glasgow when I was a student and I have never ever forgiven him or ever retrospectively forgiven child ballet dancers

I woke up at 5am to listen to 1989 and then spent this evening dancing and singing at Swiftogeddon (where they played every song from 1989!) and now I have no voice and I’m exhausted, but so worth it!