Stephanie Kelley

@TamingofdeSchuh Know it's no consolation, but I assigned "Bad Waitress" in my "Reading and Writing the Modern Essay" course and the students loved it

being an extremely online journalism dork is so funny bc my life is falling apart and the way my brain is coping is to repeat 'the debat' over and over and like keep googling Patrick radden Keefe

Big snowglobe energy

If you’re in NY, drop whatever you’re doing and go to Central Park immediately.

@emmatranter_ Thank you so much!! I found it in a thrift shop a couple nights ago—it has no brand or size tag but fit like a glove!! (Unfortunately quite literally in that I can barely sit down in it or get it off)

@stephaniedk96 oh my god? this dress was made for you!!!

Anyway. I’ve decided to lean into the Mad Men aesthetic in 2026

Reactivated to say that Substack’s biggest problem continues to be its lack of editors (partly a macro observation about prose style and partly a localized one, e.g. Lizza misspelling “Adderall” in part 4)

@Anne_Arbor @CarlFCampion @jacobin You definitely can, by unchecking my account name in the reply, or creating a new thread of replies. Thanks!

@stephaniedk96 @CarlFCampion @jacobin I don't think we can but I believe you can. Perhaps you could try muting the conversation at the point of my first post.

Really fascinating breakdown of the Pope's name choice and Rerum novarum by Kevin Gallagher in @jacobin jacobin.com/2025/05/pope-l…

@Anne_Arbor @CarlFCampion @jacobin Respectfully, can you guys remove me from this conversation?

@CarlFCampion @stephaniedk96 @jacobin morning thinking about my conservative Catholic siblings and their inability even to consider views different from their own. Their minds actually, I think, operate differently from those of more open-minded people. Really.

@woods_crew @NewsNation @mallorydoyle Only about 15% of death penalty convictions actually result in death, so I don't think this is a salient point here. Ironically if he got the death penalty he'd still be alive and have all those things, PLUS the ability to appeal his death penalty conviction & drag it out forever

@NewsNation @mallorydoyle If anyone deserves the the death penalty it’s him. He is EVIL. Now he will get tv, movies, internet, a tablet, etc. this is not justice imo.

Bryan Kohberger has accepted a plea deal, NewsNation has learned. Sources confirm that prosecutors proposed dropping the death penalty in exchange for Kohberger to plead guilty to the murders of four University of Idaho students and burglary. More: newsnationnow.com/crime/bryan-ko…

People joke about this but last night two UWS moms got into a fist-fight in this very Trader Joe's over one calling the other's baby ugly—absolute chaos, cops called, at one point a cop was standing pointing at a stroller like "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS BABY?" Never change, NYC

@the_pattylabell omg it looks soooo good

@zhuphilia low-key a great teaching outfit

i'm taking photos for my depop (updating my wardrobe this summer) & having second thoughts about selling this outfit

@the_pattylabell yeah of course

@the_pattylabell And she’s SO real for saying it

@vcunningham i actually don't know how i'll go on

team of destiny!!!!!!!

@scriblerian I think about this a loooooot

@emmatranter_ thank youuuu

@stephaniedk96 My first shout would be alcohol gel or similar to get as much of the ink out as you can! Just like dabbing it to lift it out - If it isn’t too bad that might be enough to do it

@olv E 88th between 1st and 2nd