Steph 💓

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Steph 💓

@stephermer

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Fort Lauderdale, FL Katılım Haziran 2009

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Brick P@Brick_Pitino·15 Mar

This is simply the best salsa in the world until proven otherwise

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Steph 💓@stephermer·9 Mar

Just had an apple… that should keep the doctor away for a while

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Steph 💓@stephermer·27 Şub

I am away from my computer right now

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Steph 💓@stephermer·26 Şub

Ichabod Craine is a crazy ass name

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Steph 💓@stephermer·24 Şub

I need this shirt!!!

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Steph 💓@stephermer·26 Ara

The cold foam epidemic is just rebranded whipped cream and it’s gone too far!! Just give me my coffee please!!!

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Steph 💓@stephermer·23 Ara

I can’t stand ASMR like why are you WHISPERING!!!

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Steph 💓@stephermer·22 Ara

I’ve been waiting for a vegan pizza I ordered for almost 2 hours so I finally called the restaurant and the guy was like oh yeah we’re closed today 😀

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Steph 💓@stephermer·21 Ara

Can’t believe I’ve had my car broken into twice this year and they never took anything… what’s wrong with my stuff

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Steph 💓@stephermer·21 Ara

Sometimes I just have to listen to a random song I just remembered 32 times in a row

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Steph 💓@stephermer·18 Ara

I made a gift wrapped box for my cat to play in under the tree and he finally went in 🥲

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Steph 💓@stephermer·1 Ara

Just left my gym and told the employees to have a good class as I was leaving 🙂

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Steph 💓@stephermer·29 Kas

Twitter sucks so bad now it’s just everyone quote tweeting “can I say something” or trying to get you to look at their header where is the CONTENT!! 🫩

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Aubrey Strobel@aubreystrobel·28 Kas

The name Ruth’s Chris steakhouse infuriates me.

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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein·8 Kas

Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate

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I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

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Steph 💓@stephermer·8 Kas

Driving and Jeff just heard a song start and said “oh this is a great song” and the song is the boys are back in town

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