Stephanie

1 hour outside. 3 layers of bug spray. 17 mosquito bites on JUST my legs. If any scientists are want do an unsanctioned human trial on a cure for whatever-the-fuck makes you mosquito bait, I’m available.

Hayden Christensen is really looking like a younger version of my dad and it’s making me uncomfortable with the huge crush I had on him 20 years ago.

Can someone google for me why some people seem incapable of googling for themselves? Kthx.

How come y’all didn’t tell me Patti O’Furniture was in the newest season of We’re Here?!

imagine riding a fair ride but saying it's dangerous to get the covid vaccine

Adventures in customer service.

The Adderall is great. It makes me twice as likely to remember to set an alarm for that other thing that I need to remember.

80% of "mastering your adult ADHD" is just getting really obnoxious and strict about scheduled reminders and alarms.

Look, all I want is a disclaimer on the cover of every first book in a currently incomplete series. I’m in the middle of like 5 damn series waiting on the next books to come out and I have a terrible memory! This is no way to live.

Now seems as good a time as any to get into muumuus.

Doing a Friends rewatch and it’s time again to share the lukewarm take that Ross sucks and Rachel should have been with Joey. (Also I understand that’s like the least problematic thing about Friends)

Can you believe it’s only 25 days until I decorate my house for Halloween and replace everything in my diet with pumpkins?

A time management app specifically designed for those with ADHD would be amazing. So would the ability to follow through with a big idea.

I know it’s not fair to give this lyft driver a poor rating because “Jesus take the wheel” was on the radio. And yet…

Ah, summer in a college town, when the sidewalk furniture is in bloom.

I’ve had enough summer, thank you.

Apple updated the podcast app and somehow made it WORSE?! How?!

Watching girls my age (and younger) age like paper and I wish I could give 22-year-old Stephanie a big hug for realizing she needs to wear sunscreen every day.

@brandobr Lololol

Why is it always summer? #JustColumbiaThoughts #AreWeStillDoingHashtagPunchlines