Step-Panther

@jayweingarten You and Mathews baby would be hilarious X 10

This is how we'll feel soon

@playazball @billieeilish @prnlegacy @ThirdEyeBlind @Pink @QueenWillRock Are you going to see third eye blind in Atlanta?

First: Billy Joel Last: @billieeilish Best: Prince @prnlegacy Worst: Goo Goo Dolls Loudest: @ThirdEyeBlind Seen Most: Prince Most Surprising: @Pink Next: Tim Heidecker Wish I could've seen: @QueenWillRock

@jayweingarten Also Sirens, pirate treasure and sea serpents should be on the table

@jayweingarten Thinking about him saying this in his Deadpool's voice and crying laughing😭

Ryan strikes again! 😂

@jayweingarten Hell yeah jay 😎

Netflix: "Are you still there?" Us: *Humping like crazy*

@greggturkington This movie could be the biggest franchise even more than bond with 52 movies one about each card

This is an interesting #movie that has the potential to be a #blockbuster this summer, it is adapted from the biggest-selling printed matter of all time--the deck of cards.

@jayweingarten Insert star wars Darth Vader meme)

Mechanic: “We figured out what’s wrong with your car. The good news is it’s easy to fix. The bad news is it’ll be expensive.” Me: “What’s wrong with it?” Mechanic: “It is out of gasoline.” Me: “Noooooooooo!”

@BadDreems @VirginAustralia Did they just try flip the number around and see if we noticed ?

Anyone else been stung by the change from 32kg to 23kg limit on @VirginAustralia musician allowance?

@russellcrowe What do U do for work?

Off to work …

@SPOD_ZONE Kinda almost wish he got injuerd

Who are the deadshits letting that daft cunt hold a welding iron anyway?

@GeoffreyOConnor Exactly why can't I just get it the good stuff!!

Always I wonder how long it will be before song streaming platforms add a skip intro feature

@_fartsimpson can U do a mash up of David Cross and David Crosby? Please thanks

@margaretthrosby @Dom_Perrottet Doesn't make sense we have to sit down to drink dumb plan Dom

Sorry @Dom_Perrottet saying we can get through the Omicron epidemic by “standing tall and moving through it” is meaningless.

@craigreucassel Pretty good

I’m sorry Novak Djok-evicted is the best I can come up with. So off to bed.

I have gone from being pissed off the @DjokerNole was allowed to come to the country unvaccinated to not giving a shit now

@jayweingarten My man throwing serious shade

@atBrendonWalsh Thanku for closing this case bee man

Bottle Rocket is the only good Wes Anderson movie. Case closed

@timheidecker Daniel fried chickenman

@phillyjays @remiwolf Agreed

If @remiwolf doesn't have the best bio on Spotify then I'd love to read what you think is better. Also, Quiet On Set is an absolute belter of a song.

@jayweingarten You are a mad man , and I'm here for it

This morning I told the Starbucks barista that my name is...yup, Voldemort. You shoulda seen the look on her face. It was so funny to me that I spent half the day cracking up in the corner of the room.