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Armie Hammer reveals he tried hooking up with a man through Grindr because 'gay dudes have it so easy’ and ‘women are the worst’: “I tried hooking up with a dude one time. It was hilarious... Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy. I'm at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it's, like, Grindr, and someone else is like, 'I'm at the same restaurant. Do you want a b****** in the bathroom?' And you're like, 'Hey, guys. I'll be back in five minutes.’ Okay, this could work. This could work. Yeah. Let’s try this.' I remember I started making out with him, and I just remember being like, God! Beards! Oh I get why women like it when you shave! Like, this thing is f****** rough. Like, how do I get in there? I put my arms around him and I was like, ‘Oh my God! And these shoulders are so wide! He’s so big! He’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.' It did physically for me absolutely nothing. Nothing, like, not even a twitch. He reached for my d*** and I responded, ‘You’re not going to touch my flaccid p****. Like, this is not going to happen.’”

At what point do we stop hunting for reasons to hate everything and just take a W? Hammer is 1/4 Jewish, literally holding yourselves to a higher standard than the Nuremberg Laws here just so you can find a reason to be a contrarian or something

Doomerfat eyeing the next brown cock he’s gonna suck

I love that REM Theory serves as a thought-filter against the midwitted. “wail da Nordicks were Nordick, like, doe”

I refuse to accept that there is DISCOURSE about an Uwe Boll movie.

Ill be funding a movie where a white guy goes around hunting American IDF soldiers and Israeli dual citizen pedophiles and executing them.