Steve Garmhausen (he/him)

Sergio Leone: The first shot will be a horseman in the distance. [tearing up a little] And he will be shot in the head so beautifully…. Ennio Morricone: Sergio my friend I love this first shot. It is molto sublime. Perhaps one second later a spring should go “boing” 100 times?

Yeah Ton', it's me — 50 bps, just like we told him.

Being an adult is realizing that $1,000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

@omackson Jealous.

Good morning from #Poughkeepsie, where summer's beating feet like a deadbeat with a fat bar tab.

@mattzollerseitz Yes. There’s something undemocratic/un-American about doing so. Add “former” and it’s ok.

I don't think anybody should be called "President So-and-So" when they aren't holding the office of president anymore Same with all public officials

This is the biggest market decline since the last decline you don't remember or care about anymore.

@omackson Cool! Happy new year Ollie!

Had a pretty good year in 2023. Acquittal in a major trial, successfully testified in another trial, several investigations yielded more reasonable plea offers. Treated myself to a new, gently used, pocket trumpet. Fits like a glove. #PDlife #Investigatorlife #trumpetnation

@omackson @TheJazzHerald @csade1 @LindaSadlouskos @carmelarappazzo @drowsygeek @grbenny @stevewfolds @DavidBSamuels @jazzmanahn 😆

@steve_sgarm @TheJazzHerald @csade1 @LindaSadlouskos @carmelarappazzo @drowsygeek @grbenny @stevewfolds @DavidBSamuels @jazzmanahn His wife! Deep down, he knew she was right.

Monday Night Malone. Happy Odd Couple Day! ("On Nov. 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence...) @TheJazzHerald @csade1 @LindaSadlouskos @carmelarappazzo @drowsygeek @grbenny @stevewfolds @DavidBSamuels @jazzmanahn @steve_sgarm #jazzeveryday

I swear this guy has found the key to happiness

@Armakk @mattzollerseitz It’s impressive that he does that maneuver and also a little sad that he has to.

Here is Lynda Carter, the once and future Wonder Woman, in 1981, singing a medley of “I’m Alright” and “Great Balls of Fire” youtu.be/zkfRf7CBmRI?si…

“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”

You think climate change isn't real? Too bad. Your insurer does.

@cjclouse2 @charliesheen Happy birthday!!

@hyok_lee @es3_09 Guy whose name I can't remember.

@mattzollerseitz Guys in track suits doing karate

Stuff that '70s American TV was weirdly obsessed with: * Ventriloquists * "Go-go" dancing * Flight attendants * Pimps * Quicksand * Framing people for murder

@statesman Eeew

From Ken to Barbie. Read more: statesman.com/story/entertai…

@AngieHerbers Aww, what a beautiful smile.

@omackson Looks like the crime in NYC really IS out of control!

"Hello? 44th Precinct detective squad? This is Shohei Ohtani. I'm visiting from the west coast. Some big guy just robbed me of a home run."