Steve B. On the Warpath

@timburchett I thought I was your friend Steve.

I met a new friend at the office. I think I’ll call him Steve.

@BatQueen @nickshirleyy @TheRealThelmaJ1 If you want to be taken seriously you’ll need at least 20 more pieces of flair.

Nick Shirley went to Cuba and the first thing he found suspicious was that no one was speaking English. They must be hiding fraud.

@it_unprofession I’m so sorry to hear about your dog. Any update on your impending anal prolapse that’s going to prevent you from flying?

I'm currently a groomsman in a wedding that's systematically destroying my life. The groom decided a standard bachelor party wasn't enough to celebrate his love. We're doing a five-day ayahuasca retreat in the Peruvian jungle. I don't even like this guy, we just played intramural softball together in 2014. The email thread currently has 84 replies discussing the logistical transport of our matching linen suits. I've spent $4K and I haven't even bought the wedding gift yet. Yesterday the best man asked everyone to chip in $600 for a bespoke ice sculpture of the bride's golden retriever. I told them my dog needs surgery just to get out of paying. I don't own a dog. Now they're setting up a GoFundMe for my imaginary sick dog. I have to commit fraud just to maintain this lie.

@LighterYagami @PolitiBunny @Laracordels9 @RealCandaceO Why would they respond to an obviously unhinged lunatic and the people stupid enough to believe her?

@PolitiBunny @Laracordels9 @RealCandaceO If the texts were fake, this would be the easiest thing in the world for the TP crew to debunk. Why aren’t they capitalizing on this giant gift that you think they are receiving? Oh yeah, because they aren’t fake.

Since the week leading up to Charlie’s death, I have had vivid dreams. They have been unceasing. I wish he were alive so I could tell him that I don’t doubt him anymore and that it weighs so heavily on my heart that I didn’t see it sooner. There is a deep sense I have that I wasn’t meant to see it sooner but it weighs on me nonetheless. They will not get away with what they did to him. Neither will all of you vultures who are tried to assist them in the cover up.

This is an Amazing Find

@ShashiJairam @RealJessica Transpiration causes moisture loss after packaging.

@RealJessica I suspect they start out at 3lbs when they go through packaging. But potatoes are about 80% water. Unless they're kept in high humidity, they will lose a decent amount water. An air conditioned building doesn't classify as high humidity. 😉

Man weighs a 3lb bag of sweet potatoes at Walmart and shows how all the bags weigh under what it’s advertised as on the packaging. Walmart sells millions of these bags. If a 3 lb bag is $4.98 and each bag is short by 6 oz., then they are making an extra $.60 on each bag, which is an extra $600 in their pockets for every 1,000 bags they sell. Now, times that by the millions of bags they sell. That’s a lot of money.

@WallStreetApes @SirGizmo170 It looks like a 600 pair direct burial copper cable. It’s, most likely, no longer in use since it would have definitely been identified on locate.

A maintenance worker seems to be working on buried pipelines when he comes across the bundle of wires in the way, and starts cutting These are expensive fiber optic cables, and a lot of them. Likely over $25,000 worth of just cables not counting work Cutting this amount of fiber cables will knock out internet for tens of thousands of people, maybe even over 50,000 people

@Frank__Grand @BrandiKruse Yes they can. There are 15 players currently in the NBA under 20 years old.

@BrandiKruse lol so with this logic, a high school basketball team can beat a WNBA team

Update: The women lost.

@alexandretakacs @andweknow Expose all of them. There is no way anyone should be opposed to exposing fraud wherever it may be.

@andweknow Beware what you wish for. Ukraine was a laundromat for both parties for many years 🙄

🚨 BOMBSHELL: NSA INTERCEPTED UKRAINE CONSPIRING WITH USAID TO LAUNDER $200 MILLION INTO BIDEN’S 2024 CAMPAIGN & DNC! 🚨 In late 2022, Zelensky’s government and USAID officials plotted to funnel your taxpayer dollars through a series of transactions back into Biden’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee. Tulsi Gabbard’s team has declassified the intercepts. An investigation is now underway, with possible criminal referrals to the FBI coming soon. This is massive election interference and money laundering using foreign aid. The documents are out at JustTheNews.com. The deep state’s Ukraine grift is being exposed. 🇺🇸

Clearly Trump is both an antichrist sorcerer casting subservience spells on everyone around him and a powerless puppet who only does what he’s told.

"I can't confirm or deny that we have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm that they [Iran] don't." - @SecWar

The Pratt campaign is interesting because he intuitively understands that the only path to victory is through a media spectacle. California is a one-party state, and the entire institutional apparatus is designed to create a closed system ruled by the Left. Mobilizing the public via media narratives is the only avenue for shifting public opinion, and, perhaps, votes. The Pratt campaign is still a long shot, but he is playing the game with style and skill. If I were in Los Angeles, I would cast my vote for him.

@MikeBales Mike thought 10pm was canceled ten years ago.

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@boboshady @MalcolmnTent @Gwenneths7 It was the same in the US. There are a lot of people who think the world began the day they became aware of their surroundings.

@MalcolmnTent @Gwenneths7 I'm in the UK, and email / online was absolutely around for years before texting was a thing. I was attending meet ups with online people years before most of my mates even had a mobile phone.

I met a guy online. We emailed and messaged (this was before texting was a thing) and went out a few times. I liked him, but I wasn’t sure about it. He called me pretty regularly (again, this was pre-texting). Then one day, the calls stopped. That night, I called and left him a

@MalcolmnTent @Gwenneths7 You couldn’t send sms messages to users on other wireless providers until around 2000. The internet existed before that time.

Accusing someone of writing with AI when they haven’t used AI should be grounds for a duel.

The most smartest bestest former war college professor just accused me of using AI. When, in fact, no AI was used whatsoever. If envy had a physical heartbeat, it would be Tom. Thanks for the compliment though. I know it must be hard realizing an Infantryman can write.

The Graham Platner tattoo controversy is not about youthful mistakes. It is about the specificity of the Totenkopf. This is not the widely recognized swastika, it is the specific insignia of the SS units that ran the Nazi death camps. This is the symbol of the executioners. This is the symbol of the men that murdered 10 million men, women, and children. These men murdered the babies. For a self proclaimed military history enthusiast to wear the literal badge of Holocaust executioners for 20 years shows a level of understanding and admiration that cannot be explained away. People tattoo on their body WHO THEY ARE and WHAT THEY LOVE. The Democrats are so desperate to flip a Maine Senate seat that they have abandoned every moral red line they once claimed to hold. They have proven that winning at any cost is their only conviction and the Holocaust is just a cheap political prop to be weaponized only against their opponents. This is not just a betrayal of their voters. It is a total moral collapse.

@CrimsonCoverage All but 6&7

Alabama’s Top-10 single-game rushing yards leaders: 1) Shaun Alexander - 291 (LSU, 1996) 2) Bobby Humphrey - 284 (MSST, 1986) 3) Derrick Henry - 271 (Auburn, 2015) 4) Mark Ingram II - 246 (SC, 2009) 5) Derrick Henry - 236 (TXA&M, 2015) 6) Bobby Marlow - 233 (Auburn, 1951) 7) Johnny Musso - 221 (Auburn, 1970) 8) Bobby Humphrey - 220 (Penn State, 1987) 9) Glen Coffee - 218 (Kentucky, 2008) 10) Bobby Humphrey - 217 (Tennessee, 1986) Do you remember any of these performances? 🤔