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in oklahoma, you take your sick/wounded pokemon here instead of a pokemon center

@djchan08 vOtE

doctor: you have ten hours to live me:

@whereyoufrmfool honestly probably faster than an actual pokemon center

@steventenglish "Your pokemon are all healed!...5,10,15, and that makes 20 have a good day bud see ya next time I CAN GET THE NEXT PERSON ON THIS SIDE"

in oklahoma, you take your sick/wounded pokemon here instead of a pokemon center

@whereyoufrmfool and counting back change

@steventenglish They gon have Nurse Joy wearing khakis and a half zip.

@0wlan nooooooo 😭😭😭

Doing a nuzlocke run on the east coast 😭

@CaptainQuagsire @TheSpits there's nothing a QT taquito can't fix tbh

@mikecambiano what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!

All work is skilled work.

@airbagged the gang gets directed by sam raimi

I miss the days when MTG only stood for Magic: The Gathering

Congress' doctor: work remotely, it's safer :) CDC: lol, you working-class serfs need to be prepared to go back to work and get sick and maybe die for the economy. tough luck ! npr.org/2022/01/03/107…

average Atlas Shrugged reader

*audiophile voice* this is my daughter, Fidelity

one of my goals for 2022 is to start enjoying hobbies that I lost all interest in during 2021. hopefully, that means I'll enjoy video games, watching hockey, and maybe even streaming a time or two. we'll see!

lieutenant dan is the vibe for nye 2021

@RawShockanAw :(

@steventenglish The bar getting ready to sneaky link with calamity and disaster

the bar for 2022 is literally so low lmao

2021 managed to fit in one last slap in the face didn’t it

“let’s go brandon” is absolute cringe but don’t forget when neolibs lost their shit over “make donald drumpf again”