Steven Roberts

@owenstwt Missing Milan, good luck 1/20 he's at Milan before he's 37 (either club)

This dude hasn’t cracked a single smile since he signed 😭

@SamC_reports Can't wait until Spain knock it around them for 90 mins

Enzo Fernández has shared an Instagram post featuring Oasis' Wonderwall to his story after Argentina knocked England out of the World Cup 👀

@M0lly_Writes It's mam not mum

French players were not allowed by FIFA to wear a black armband as a sign of respect for their manager Didier Deschamp’s mum dying, but I’m sure absolutely nothing will be done about this

@GianfrancoShoIa The keeper Steele

Who do we predict will be Newcastle United next signing? #nufc

And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.

95th minute, the Mexicans are desperate for a goal, they’ve gone for a bicycle kick, big Dan Burn sticks his head in and the ball flies past the halfway line… Incredible 👏🤣🤣🤣

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@JacobsBen Hopefully you're talking sense for once

🚨 FIFA are exploring moving Mexico vs. England from 1800 to 1200 due to thunderstorm warnings.

@SarahChampion Babylon?

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@SpursArmyTweets More chance of me winning Miss World 😂

🚨🎙️ BREAKING: Mateus Fernandes confirms that Roberto De Zerbi’s ambitions are to WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE at #thfc! 🏆 “I spoke with the Manager, I think he was the main key for me to join Tottenham, and the project - we will fight for the Premier League, we will fight for the 1st place.” 🎥 @szyexcl

@Regista10_ Worst pundit on the scene and that takes some doing

And Ancelotti hooks him at half time. No flies on Don Carlo. Must be the litmus test of how you read football by how you see Casemiro Joe Hart, all posture & mansplaining 👎

Can people please remember that Joe Hart was saying he was really looking forward to watching Casemiro before the game "He looks so fit" he said. Casemiro has been on the whole, fuckin horseshit last season. His legs have gone. How do ppl not see it? Paid to talk football

@donhutch4 🖤🤍

@donhutch4 🖤q

English teams PSG have beaten in the Champions League: Arsenal Chelsea Spurs Liverpool Man City Man Utd Villa English teams PSG HAVEN'T beaten in the Champions League: Newcastle United 😉

@RoyleFamilyShow Barca?

@NewcastleFansTV Are they his kids? They look older than him and his Mrs 🤣

John Ruddy has announced he has left Newcastle after two years at the club, via his Instagram account.

Fucking hellman

@Regista10_ Best ever RB at the club in my time, best ever captain, top shagger

First one in the door. Over the Wall. Vermont Hotel. Stripper tabs. Wembley win. My Captain. 🫡 #nufc #CheersTripps

@toonlifenufc @NUFC Saved us millions

@NUFC Keep him. He’s turning into a proper little player 👏 He’s also batshit crazy

At the double! ⚽️⚽️

@tfalex1892 Strange Gordon didn't get a chance to say goodbye. I'm all for the future but thought he'd have gotten a run out at the end as a farewell

Good win, good performance, good team selection. Hall, Ramsey, Barnes, Osula are all part of the future - all did great today. Something to play for next week!