Steve Sidwell

@theodelaney @SpursOfficial Hello mate - agree - I’ve wasted many an hour trying to work things out on that site

My mate has been trying to renew his @SpursOfficial season ticket for ages but can’t locate the necessary part of the website. I had a similar ordeal but don’t remember how I finally got there. It’s almost as if they don’t want your money. Almost. Can anyone help? #COYS #THFC

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Excellently and eloquently explained by @Baddiel

In these unprecedented times, we are very proud to have supported our friends at BBC Events and the Royal British Legion in the audio production for tonights '75th anniversary of VE day concert' @bandofthecoldstreamguards @stevesidwell @Beverleyknight #VEDay75

Proof positive that every cloud has a silver lining.

@FridaGhitis Very well written. Thank you

@rickygervais #AfterLife2 is genius. Nice one Ricky. In fits of laughter and moved at the same time.

@realDonaldTrump We all saw you you ignorant lying prick

Was just informed that the Fake News from the Thursday White House Press Conference had me speaking & asking questions of Dr. Deborah Birx. Wrong, I was speaking to our Laboratory expert, not Deborah, about sunlight etc. & the CoronaVirus. The Lamestream Media is corrupt & sick!

When you are a few feet from the American President, you are advising him based on a lifetime of experience and expertise and you now can no longer pretend he is anything other than a deranged moron ....

Surely the American people deserve better than these retards running the country and some states. I hope they know what theyre doing and I’m wrong, but I fear a crisis turning to disaster

Working on something super exciting with the genius that is mr @stevesidwell I can’t wait for you all to hear it! 🙌🏽 eeeeek!!!!

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Irresponsible, arrogant, ignorant, myopic twat

Headed West instead of my usual route East on my walk yesterday. Swapped the serenity of Victoria Park for the magnificence of Central London’s monuments and architecture and avoided crowds.

It’s amazing how frugal one can be with toilet paper if one really tries

Does self isolation mean I have time to watch The Irishman?

Brilliant screenplay / creative writers. Who do we know? Asking for a friend. Please PM me. Stay safe peeps x #writer #screenplay #musician #producer #arranger

According to every single reporter and newscaster on every single TV station and radio station these are “extraordinary times”. Please sign off with something different #noshitsherlock #language #script #dumbdown

Gotta be pleased with my spicy banana curry #selfisolation #music #musician #arranger #producer #gettingfat

@clairesweeney I’m ok thanks Claire. Isolating. Concerned for all those far worse off than me. Industry on its knees and hope that our illustrious leaders and entrepreneurs are kind to the workers when everything kicks back off. How are you?

@stevesidwell Had to start food diary today must have put stone on 🤦‍♀️you ok?

Will I be too fat to enter bake off when we’re out the other side. Plenty of practice going on...#music #musician #plantbased #nobeerforayear