Steve Watts

HOLYSHIT! YMCA put to minor key sounds like the soundtrack to a gun fight in a 70's cop film youtube.com/watch?v=rGflu3… complete with chase!!

In the past fortnight I have been told of two sexual assaults on close friends. Too many simply don’t realise the scale of how many are impacted.

Smashin' Crafties Episode Four Baron Brewing "Cheetah Print Pit Vipers" 8% DDH DIPA 642/10

Hidden Assets 2nd season was OK, season 3 has just opened with a hand grenade though! Hopefully this one is better

Season 2 is on hold til I've watched this week's The Capture Seasons 1&2 were both mint, 3 is absolutely Bonkers Big recommend

Haircut & shave for Jesus

Diggin the BBC show Hidden Assets, especially for its Cliff Martinez moments in the score!

Still an absolute, undeniable rager youtube.com/watch?v=z2namw…

@WIRED They've literally stated "official US guidance calls on Americans to avoided highly processed food" - how you gonna debunk that by embracing processed foods? But hey - it's all Politics, right? Source: realfood.gov Do better.

From forcing down chewy, bacon-flavored Man Cereal to vomiting at the office, buying into the MAHA protein craze was a challenging endeavor. wired.com/story/i-took-r…

I'm very much a fairweather canal walker, so today was my first canal walk of the year

Afternoon jams

Morning jams

The best pizza folk in Leeds (Edge's Pizza) are applying for a permanent spot. Absolutely terrible location for visiting the place, but if it means I can get it delivered I'm down! And as bad as the location is, looks to have decent A-road access

Not enjoying the weather arguing with itself

@caletyson On the plus side, Tired is a much more valid complaint for the youth-deprived

@SenseiCarl_ I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR META TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.

This man is fascinating. He made his money in tech and is the host of an immensely popular TV show. Yet he uses the internet like a 90 year old Facebook nan.

Eye-opening as ever! The impact our Gov's decisions have on this Cost-of-Living Crisis, and also the dreaded Shrinkflation we forever curse food companies over - Cadbury's online sentiment must be at an all-time low right now due to Gov pressures (not necessarily corp greed)

Next on the street... A student neighbour reversed out of her driveway and somehow got her car stuck in the street between other parked cars. They say students and robots are the future, I'm worried...

One of those delivery robots has spent the past 5 minutes going back & forth between the houses opposite me - watching it attempt to navigate on a street with cars along the pavements is Hilarious! This was without Any traffic in the way, just its own inept navigation

Dammit.

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Very high expectations, feeling similar to this as Everything, Everywhere...