Steve Acaster

@AlArabiya_Eng @IsabelOakeshott @paulforPCC Any current Prime Minister is unpopular 🤷🏻

“Starmer is the most UNPOPULAR prime minister in modern history.” Commentator Isabel Oakeshott clashes with Former Labour Advisor Paul Richards over whether Keir Starmer still has the mandate to lead Labour. @IsabelOakeshott @paulforPCC

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan He'll claim it!

Due to his undivided support and advice @piersmorgan has led Arsenal to win the PL

@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan 🤣🤣

@DN35GTFC 🤣🤣

Biggest scenes at Bournemouth since Town fans lifted Fenty aloft for some fucking reason.

@GiuliaBould 😂😂 Who's playing the spy?

This has surely got to end up as a Netflix 8 part drama series

@Parody_PM 😂😂

Our Makerfield candidate Robert Kenyon has deleted his entire social media history because he has nothing at all to hide and we definitely aren't going to find he's a massive racist or anything.

@JamesWakefield @ItsJamesPowers @ScottishFA They certainly looked at the first phase. Gave it onside 🤷🏻

@ItsJamesPowers @ScottishFA Wrong. Not saying the rule is correct, but that's the current one.

Clear match fixing by @ScottishFA Penalty to Celtic that was ridiculously given. Offside goal allowed to stand. #CELHEA After what happened Wednesday night in Celtics favour it’s hard to see past clear match fixing here

@highfieldsherdy Brilliant!

We've had a little surprise this evening. The ram's got in with the flock around 5 months ago by mistake. On the rounds 'Snowdrop' was away from the main flock. At the grand age of 14, she's given birth to a very strong herdy boy. Such a good mum, and I get my lamb cuddles 💕

@Parody_PM You couldn't make that up 🤷🏻🤣

This is Joshua Kim, a migrant from South Korea who said "I am especially troubled by the influx of migrants into the UK". When he was elected to the Senedd for Reform he wasn't even there, because he never expected to win. Let's see if he lasts the week...

@swanabi Settings need to be checked as they can still allow some sounds when set to silent like an alarm or maybe even a call.

Since I started going to snooker with a mobile, I've been terrified of my phone going off inside the arena. I used to take the battery out when that was a thing, now check it about 52 times before a session to make sure it's on silent... I don't get why you wouldn't be like that?

@ledwidgejack1 @TranmereRovers Thanking us for keeping them up with the 3pts at BP 😂

@TranmereRovers why have you ran over to our fans?😂 you’ve survived last day and we’re in the play offs what are you meant to be rubbing in?😂

Full-time! Our EFL status is secured for next season. #TRFC #SWA

@Dhezmundinho @piersmorgan Dropping him on the floor 😂

@piersmorgan My question is, why wasn’t the president removed first by security agents? JD Vance was removed first before the president! Is this the protocol? If so, President Trump needs to hire new security agents! Really disturbing scene 😕 😳

Appalling scenes from White House Correspondents dinner after shooter opened fire outside the main ballroom. President Trump is thankfully reported safe. But this is another shocking incident involving his security - how did shooter get this close on such a high-profile night?

@ForresterIsla Seen this and thought about you 😂

What is with cats and their excellent precision when it comes to coughing up hairballs 😩🤦‍♀️ Does Freja ever get it on hard floor?? Of course not!! Its like she seeks out carpet on purpose!! She's so cute though, who can be mad at this face 😍

@DN35GTFC It's a dream

Half Time: #GTFC 3 - 0 Salford. Thoughts?

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump Here for the comments 🤣🤣

Right about everything. @realDonaldTrump

@SkySportsPL "Game over!" Fifteen minutes later and it's 2-2 🤷🏻🤣

GOAL! Cole Palmer scores from the penalty spot to make it Chelsea 2-0 Leeds ❄️

@ZiaYusufUK I thought I was reading something written by Trump. 🤬

Bangor University have banned Reform and called us “racist, transphobic and homophobic”. Bangor receives £30 million in state funding a year, much of which comes from Reform-voting taxpayers. I am sure they won’t mind losing every penny of that state funding under a Reform government. After all, they wouldn’t want a racist’s money would they?

@ForresterIsla Algebra. That's always been really useful 🤷🏻🤣

@officialgtfc Keep diving and it pays off eventually

Goal for MK Dons. Patterson from the spot. 0-1 | #GTFC

@officialgtfc Spectacular fall 🤬

20' | Penalty for MK Dons. Collins goes down in the box and the referee points to the spot. 0-0 | #GTFC