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There’s only one Helen of Troy and her name is Gianna Michaels
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@zombiestzombie @P_Kallioniemi The draft has never been mandatory, you dumb whore.
Registering for it has been.
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Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
Brutal.
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@Dreadful4Tymes Roast of Kevin Hart and he’s taking shots at a random dead black dude. I wonder if his girlfriend fucked a black guy at some point. It would explain his fixation
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Seth Green has had more cultural impact that you could ever hope for you pizza troll
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente
In a night filled with jokes this was by far the most disrespectful moment of the #netflix roast. I forget his name but the redhead is a celebrity. Getting told to move for a Stamos close up is downright rude.
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This show was so fucking ass
sitcom crave@sitcomcrave
the big bang theory episode following howard’s moms death where all the last meals she made were about to go bad during the power outage hit me so hard 💔💔 howard’s reaction was a perfect display of how grief comes back up through the smallest things
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I’ll suck you dry pussy don’t ever reply to me, you lucky you not in Montana I’d whoop you good son
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@stewfon @RedditCFB bro its so clearly a joke stop being a retard
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@RedditCFB I think even if his own dad didn’t want him he might not be that good? Including Ohio State QB room is loaded. Yall legit retarded
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Ryan Day has been working on this recruit for 18 years but Northwestern landed him instead. Tough business!
RJ Day@rj_day1
Super excited to announce my commitment to further my football and academic career at Northwestern University!! Thank you to everyone along my journey who has made this possible from my family, @BradMaendler , the Desales coaching staff and Jay Hooten at the Armory. Excited for the next step and ready to get to work! Go ‘Cats!🟣😼
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@dubq @cultofwilson @natepbd @HurtKull Would you take a job that offers more money or less money? He was put off AEW and ROH tv forever. He still was a top merch seller.
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@cultofwilson @natepbd @HurtKull The point is: money over principals. Just like Phil, virtue signal online about how you are so punk and progressive but then turn around be 100% okay cutting a paycheck from maga-corpo-sex pest land. He can fuck off into the sun. (And yes I've done personal business with him)
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@firstroundmock You weren’t a scout you were a assistant, go get my coffee I like it black with a little sugar kid
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This Fernando Mendoza hype video from rookie minicamp reminds me of one of those late night infomercials.
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All Jews do is cry
Variety@Variety
Seth Rogen and Jon Stewart slammed Kanye West at the Netflix Is a Joke festival for attempting a “comeback tour” after years of antisemitic behavior: "What’s funny is I’ve said critical things about Jewish people; I think I got in more trouble than Kanye West did," Rogen told the audience, “I got a lot of s–t for what I said. I have no number one albums. I sometimes think what Adolf Hitler would think of the Kanye West song ‘Heil Hitler.’ I bet he’d be torn.” Stewart added: “But seriously, f— that guy. He was like, ‘Hitler was misunderstood, we’ve got to forgive Hitler.’ And I’m like, I don’t think I need to listen to anybody who thinks Hitler needs to be forgiven but is still mad at Pete Davidson." variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…
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“I’m on a three wheeler with a red panda”
Riff Raff really the goat man
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