cain !

@etherealklaus SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HEIGHT-MAXING LMAO

harper simon posting clavicular clips on his instagram story

@firstltmartin @simonsfunkel PEAK MARTY!!! Hope you had lots of fun :)

Guys it was so good joan baez was there but i was the only true fan who clapped for Joseph Shabalala. Haters.

They did not say that

@simonsfunkel @etherealklaus WHAT A CRAZY REFERENCE!!!

s&g reference in my local pub?!?

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel STOP IT WAS ALWAYS THE ROLAND STANS

@stgmatc @simonsfunkel YEAH THESE FUCKING 14 YEAR OLDS ARE MENTAL AND ANNOYING THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME BIO NOTHING LASTS FOREVER AND CALLS EACH OTHER ROLAND’S WIFE AT LEAST THE CURT BIAS 14 YEAR OLDS ARE CHILLER!! sorry can you tell im passionate about this topic

since 2020 i have been in so many toxic fandoms then joining s&g twt felt like this

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel LOL relatable though that was lowkey me when I was a minor in the past & interacted w the s&g community then (and TFF). Although I think I had difficulty finding younger fans then I believe….

@stgmatc @simonsfunkel yeah i was in the tff insta fandom it was pretty chill but i had a bigass account in 2021 that was so corny and i ran it at such a young age that tearsforfearssawg blocked me

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel wait thats crazy???????????? who knew the rabbithole would be so deep…

@stgmatc @simonsfunkel also there’s an uprise of these fake tff lost media accounts that use already existing concert audio and then use ai to like make it seem like another concert that doesn’t even exist and in this tff discord server im in there’s one of those guys in there and me-

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel Wait copy??? Oh man I’m sorry that happened to you 💔

@stgmatc @simonsfunkel and all of the 14 year olds don’t know shit and they’re super annoying and copy other people’s posts (like me and my friend) and there was a lot of drama after i left, on twitter and instagram but i honestly forgot what happened from what my friend told me-

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel Oh very interesting!!! I was active from like 2021-2022. I’m surprised there was even anything like drama noteworthy other than the AI album cover IG

@stgmatc @simonsfunkel somewhat but i’m mostly on tff tiktok…before when i was active in 2022 there wasn’t any drama because i was like one of the only big accounts on there but when i rejoined like 2 months ago the fandom grew A LOT on there and everyone is 14-

@leonardsapple @simonsfunkel wait there was DRAMA in the TFF FANDOM?????

@simonsfunkel literally when i switched to the s&g fandom after the tears for fears fandom it’s so much more peaceful…but now my ass is back in the tff fandom and being in both fandoms at once makes me want to never leave s&gtwt

@simonsfunkel @etchy_sketch It also makes me sad that he broke up w her at an AIRPORT to leave to film the shining like???????????? bro ..😭

@stgmatc @etchy_sketch yeah and she DIED like a couple years later?? i think?? also yeah like Shelley deserved better from him, she said if Carrie hadn't came along someone else would've 😞

carrie fisher is so beautiful peggy harper is so beautiful edie brickell is so beautiful why does paul always bag the most gorgeous women in the world when is it my turn :(

@simonsfunkel his social battery drained

i like this photo because he looks so fondly done

@etchy_sketch @wrttyfe he deserved better and I will die on this hill

Harper should've been allowed to shoot his dad

@simonsfunkel @etchy_sketch RIGHT and the fact that karen was going through such an awful period herself…. so many of paul’s girls deserved better SMHHHHHHH

@stgmatc @etchy_sketch evil evil man "hey can you record a version of my songs💗" "hey these are fucking awful and they suck💗" what a bitch ill hurt him

@simonsfunkel @etchy_sketch yes 😿

@stgmatc @etchy_sketch I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WASNT HE EVIL TO HER???

people make fun of arts nose way too much considering it's one of his cutest features

@etherealklaus ONE OF MY FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE FEATURES I LOVE DRAWING IT

@firstltmartin one of paul’s WORST takes 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #canceled

@stgmatc WHY WAS HE PULLIN THE “racism goes both ways” CARD I HATE IITTT

Why does paul simon think hes not white sometimes