Stig Quotes

Some say he beats James May at gran turismo

Some say he was in Guns N Roses

Some say he drinks oil and pees diesel

Some Some say he naturally faces magnetic north.

Some say he thinks road signs are fictional

Some say that he can touch the inside of his visor with his tongue.

Some say Chuck Norris is his son

Some say he is 97% horse meat

Some say he was behind the earthqauke that hits japan 2011

Some say that the earth and moon move closer to each other when he clenches his butt cheeks!

Some say He don't think the earth his best place to live, and he would move soon to another planet which might be the sun...

Some say he thinks the three wise men are May, Hammond and Clarkson.

Some say that he wears Bill Oddie's face as a codpiece.

Some say his toes are on upside down.

Some say he drinks Red Bull, before he goes to sleep.

Some say his favourite colour is blur.

Some say when he sneezes, it breaks the sound barrier.

Some say he built The Doctor's Tardis

Some say he has a sock puppet named "Lefty".