conor

WFH Sad and alone Millennial Won’t pick up the phone Sit at home My prison My biodome Will I see another again Is this the end of the workplace friend Stare at a screen When to stop Nighttime comes But this office never closes Nighttime comes but this office never closes

an olympian after my own heart

@danmactough wowow sounds like it should be my dream

odd dream. watching one of my favorite movies (no idea which; one of those amazing dialogue movies). got to the end and watching the credits I see "Screenplay: [famous screenwriter], conor, [random name]" And I was like: holy shit how did I not know @stillconor wrote this?!

@__taylormade ty

more people should blame me for more things

@touchofray very hot*

@jaredforsyth ✋

Ok friends, who wants to beta test this series? 🙏 I'd love to get some feedback before I do a general release. Reply here & I'll DM you a link.

@__taylormade lol damn i'm end of season 6

@__taylormade `what episode you on, cuz i gotta say lynette is #1 worst human being

@angelinacho gotta earn it

why can’t we just get it, huh!!!! what the hell

@angelinacho oh i know. they don't wanna

i don’t understand how these two exist, yet they do not host every award show

wild that we make dogs be cops

@touchofray @danmactough fireman ed was for sure there

@touchofray but we need u

@touchofray @__taylormade problematic soda machine take too tbh

u ever lay on ur bathroom floor and think about everything ever that is bad and that is not good

@touchofray pay me

@angelinacho @__taylormade u already said no

@__taylormade yes

@__taylormade i dont make the rules @angelinacho made me say it

@__taylormade no

@angelinacho that's just the one they're honoring

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