swag Money

to makeup for the fact that i can’t go to 1D night at cowboys i shall be exclusively listening to 1D while crying ever so slightly

@CowboysVip y’all really make nights like these when i can’t get to them? shameful

JAGERBOMBS AND CHERRY BOMBS ARE ON SPECIAL TONIGHT.... LADIES IN FREE BEFORE 11PM.... and I dont have any promo pics for it because I'm in Florida with the kiddo. He says wassup, cowpeople. HAVE FUN TONIGHT!! #CowboysLovesYou

@bajablastfan123 no

@adamsketches i’m marrying an idiot

I’m marrying an artist in the future

shout out to the @CowboysVip security guards for dealing with all those fights last night. happy new years to them and them only

@CowboysVip that’s tea

@SJSchauer i’ve had a girl tell me i have the sexiest ankles.

the walls are leaking again, ma

feeling like an eye booger that just WILL NOT stop sticking to your face. more later

*stroking your schkull* no babey keep the lice in... it adds texture

@djblitzwpg u mean to tell me u rnt in a relationship with cowboys

How did I convince the hottest girl in Winnipeg to date me 😂

*is rabid*

this rat bastard is a top

Proud Circus Clown

“tweet of the night— date idea, hyperventilating together.” - @jjonjustyn

@Sourialegy @alexgard11 @djblitzwpg dj blitz stans to the rescue

WHIP NAE NAE

my big success moment is dj blitz having twitter beef on one of MY tweets.... i’ll remember you all when i’m famous

@djblitzwpg @alexgard11 please stop having twitter beef on my whip nae nae post

@alexgard11 @stillnotcath At that time that I was single you said it’s cuz ur into country guys. A pretty lame excuse if you ask me lol