Lav🥀🫀⛓️

Even animals can sense that you’re a weak pathetic excuse of a man.

@upshine3 Facts 😭

nothing ruins a person with ADHD's day like a 3pm appointment

POV: It’s 1986 and you live in a New York City penthouse 🩷

where i tweet from btw

I’m not going to lie, I love the concept. But I appreciate a thicker plate.

ngl all bad bitches wear glasses btw.

Vet lungs bby💀

Why aren’t you feeding me grapes?

@Big_tagg It’s the perfect age actually, that’s a sign that deep down on a subconscious level you’ve outgrown your situation and surroundings

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

@MotherPavlov 💀I want to tryout bearmaxing! I never think concern myself with mercury

my instagram story lolz. the bear diet going hard

@luwatofunmi Dairy free strawberry tres leches

Hey. If you were cake, what kind would you be?

Top 5 Horror movies 🥀A BM sub who doesn’t send an initial tribute 🥀A needy sissy who won’t stfu 🥀A horny man cosplaying as a submissive 🥀A findumb subreddit 🥀A domme complaining about the lack of quality subs on every platform

female seahorses after getting their boyfriend pregnant

I posted me smoking cigarette as a joke and now it’s the post with the most engagement. This cannot be a thing

@SierraP615 So is stress

@stlvndr No! Smoking is bad for smoking hot girl.

Sometimes I really do just want a cigarette

☺️ is this a sign that a whale will be spotted soon

I really don’t have the patience to film farts.

Your compliments mean nothing to me. Men will say anything for whatever reason. I want your money, not your opinion.

@Ravenismeee Pokémon yellow

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

If I’m dealing with a man, just know that he’s paying.