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The last four days have been emblematic in terms of Impressions. Going from almost nothing to garnering over 700k in this span. Goal is now to be at half the mark by the end of this month, and it looks quite achievable. Keeping the takes aggresive, sarcastic and plenty.

¿No que muy chingón el Flaherty ese? #WorldSeries

@BookitWithTrent Yes sir, exactly 9

The total is 9?!?!?!

@CobyValentine24 @thebettingqueen No analysis at all... Only words.

@thebettingqueen Imagine Cole facing the dodgers lineup who have way more talent tan The Guardians and Royals? Well we can imagine. In 164 at bats vs Cole, The Dodgers have a .224 avg. What kind of write up is this lol

⚾️🌟 MLB WORLD SERIES PLAY 5U 🌟⚾️ ⚾️DODGERS -125 💙💙 Dodgers at home are taking game 1 I will be dialed in for the World Series matchup ☎️ I now have the MLB script 📄 I’m going to profit in this series watch 👀 SHOW LOVE 💕DROP A LIKE IF TAILING❤️ LETS MEET AT THE BANK 🏦

@br_betting @DKSportsbook All of them?

Who ruins this? 🤔 (@DKSportsbook)

@thebettingqueen LOL!!

🏈🏈NFL MONDAY NIGHT PLAY 🏈🏈 🏈 JETS +4 -115 3U Rolling with the jets to cover today! I wouldn’t be surprised if they win outright 🫶🏻 Let’s get this win on a Monday and enjoy the night LETS MEET AT THE🏦

@ScottHanson Monterrey, Mexico!!

1 hour to go. Roll call! Please reply with the city, state (or country) where you’ll be watching #NFLRedZone ! ⬇️

Daaaaaaaaaak Prescott!! 4 year extension and highest paid NFL player in history! Dak gets a new payday and resets the market again! #NFL #Cowboys

US Open ATP Final Preview youtu.be/NFPdOnBWnr8?si… #USOpen2024 #tennis #USOpentennis #Sinner #Fritz

@brgridiron Take a look at this: youtu.be/nONcPHpA6yM?si… youtu.be/CCTvwbLSydY?si…

If Mahomes 3 peats...is it time to have a conversation? 👀

@_MLFootball 4 yards shy of getting to 50! I think this was a huge mistake by the offensive scheme. But then again, Baltimore was down almost all of the rest of the game after that TD.

🚨VERY WEIRD: #Ravens Derrick Henry had five curries on the first drive and scored a touchdown. Baltimore only gave him another three carries the entire half. 😳😳😳

@CFCMod_ Flashscore works best for me

Part 2 of the 2024 NFL Starting Quarterback Ranking youtu.be/CCTvwbLSydY?si… #PatrickMahomes #LamarJackson #NFLKickoff2024 #NFLPlus

@nflrums Leaning #Chiefs

Who do you #Ravens or #Chiefs ??

@nflrums If his defense does him right... Levis is quite low on my list. youtu.be/nONcPHpA6yM?si…

#Bears Caleb Williams could be the 1st overall pick to win his starting debut in over 20 years

@NFL_DovKleiman I'd have to go with Devin Hester or Deion Sanders

Josh Gordon has been voted to have the most wasted potential in NFL history. Who is the best special teamer of all time? The most liked comment wins.

@nflrums No... youtu.be/nONcPHpA6yM?si…

Do you think #Browns Deshaun Watson is an elite QB?

First Part of the 2024 QB ranking youtu.be/nONcPHpA6yM?si… #NFL

@TipsterDevil @Pellomaldonado Te mamaste de puñetas jajaja

@Pellomaldonado Excelente fichaje para Tigres. Antuna tiene mucho potencial y seguramente aportará mucho al equipo. Será interesante ver cómo se adapta y contribuye en la cancha. ¡Buena suerte para él y el club!

El jugador mexicano de 27 años, Uriel Antuna, es nuevo jugador de Tigres! Llega el día de hoy para firmar con el equipo más pasional del país. Compra definitiva.

@historyinmemes Erling Haaland

Can you name one thing made in Norway without Googling?

@edutorresr No mamen jajajaja