iamSTN
934 posts


My Goat wins because he plays for the team—that’s why they will lay down their lives for him. When they go behind he doesn’t wait for them to send him the ball, he steps up and leads by creating for them. That’s why he has not only scored less than 60 less goals in about 150 less games than your goat, he has more assists and MOTMs than any footballer in history. He also has more goals in Europe than your goat, despite playing more than 100 less games than him in Europe. The Goat discussion is an illusion. It’s really just a favourites discussion. THE GOAT is Messi. YOUR FAVE is Cristiano. And that’s okay.

I hired a private investigator because I was convinced my husband was having an affair. Three days later, the investigator called me crying. "Ma'am... your husband isn't the person you should be worried about."












