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@stokesjensen

Husband | #BoyDad x2 | Writer | #OnePride | Colorblind

North Carolina, USA Katılım Ekim 2009
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@OhioTate Post their venmo, tell stoolies to donate to get you back into the party and the heisman less mad.
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@lovina_zook Love the staring contest that I get in while watching these every time. I’ve never won. quality videos with zero blinks. it’s truly impressive stuff
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Lovina@lovina_zook·
I love canning so much! I hope you guys enjoy these little videos ❤️
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@NukeDuren Stew must have been so pissed at Duren for being focused on Angel Reese while he was getting punked by Wendell
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NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN
They traded him for knowing the truth about a certain someone on this roster #ForeverMyDemon
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Isaiah Stewart had multiple public heated moments with the coaching staff throughout the postseason, per @HunterPatterson. Timeline: • Just before halftime of Game 3 (vs. Magic), Stewart & Bickerstaff had a verbal back-and-forth while still on the court • Stewart then had disagreements with several coaches during the Pistons’ Game 7 loss (vs. Cavs) • Stewart was subbed out of the game and was reluctant to give Bickerstaff a high five • Luke Walton tried correcting Stewart’s behavior before Stewart brushed Walton off as well • Pistons assistant Jarrett Jack watched it all unfold, Stewart and Jack exchanged words before players had to separate the two (Via @TheAthleticNBA)

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Kalshi Hoops@KalshiHoops·
The Pistons were engaged in several trade discussions, but asking prices were too high. Whether it was Kawhi, Irving, Durant or Trey Murphy III, the Pistons couldn’t rationalize jeopardizing their future to make a win-now move, per @HunterPatterson.
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@PattyMurray Stop sleeping in, Patty, it’s the same amount of daylight.
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Senator Patty Murray@PattyMurray·
BREAKING: the House just passed my bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent! Leader Thune should bring this bill to a vote in the Senate so we can finally get this done. More sunshine. Less depression. Let's finally lock the clock!
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Dante 🇺🇸@DanteTheDon·
I asked for this advice weeks ago before we began and nobody said a peep. Now we have every arm chair quarterback in the world coming out of the wood work talking shit and chirping us from their high horses. shit is tired. we get it man, you're the pro. we don't know shit. that was kind of the point of the ask a while ago. but we got stuck boot strapping it. pot committed and too late to turn around and take some internet dickheads advice
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Dante 🇺🇸@DanteTheDon·
Breaking backyard update - dirt day update @VivaLaStool What else should we put back here?
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@DanteTheDon Dante. You read this all wrong haha. But make the upkeep a series, don’t hire anyone.
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Tre’@Tre608H·
@FreshIceIggy97 @stokesjensen @DanteTheDon @VivaLaStool And you think this group of people possess the knowledge to even properly align and water some Sod an it look good? They barely laid dirt. Didn’t even it?They had a dump truck reversing into the lot with no back up alarm🤣 that’s when i realized what we were dealing with lol
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@FreshIceIggy97 @DanteTheDon @VivaLaStool you’re lost here. i’m speaking from experience. you put turf in the hard to grow areas. i’ll touch grass and my turf when I want. thanks.
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FreshIceIggy97@FreshIceIggy97·
@stokesjensen @DanteTheDon @VivaLaStool “The upkeep of the grass will be a hassle.” That’s the softest shit I’ve ever heard. You fear a little blue collar gets your hands dirty work? Grow up dude, get outside and touch some real fuckin grass
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CNN Breaking News
The US House has voted to pass a measure to enact year-round Daylight Saving Time across the country, springing Congress forward into an issue that has long stumped lawmakers and spurred impassioned pleas by parents, farmers and others with sharply divergent views. It will now head to the Senate for approval before going to the president for his signature — though its chances in the upper chamber remain unclear. cnn.it/44uuNvI
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@Breaking911 They tried this and people hated it and they changed it back
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.
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@JeffDLowe but change the chair for a toilet
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@MmisterNobody Always been the moon pie. Editors just didn’t catch that.
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Mr. Nobody@MmisterNobody·
New mandala effect spotted in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory🤔
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