Stoned Blanton

Just call me Mr. Turner the way I’ve been slamming nog this month

@NicoleAuerbach Ah. Moving the goal posts now. Sad you didn’t get to show the photo. Thanks for letting us know!

Geno, told by a reporter that there are photos/videos of a pregame handshake with Dawn, says that the reporter missed the point of what he was saying. “Anybody that's been in the NCAA Tournament, you know what I'm talking about,” Geno said.

@NicoleAuerbach Nicole- Any chances you can turn your phone and ask him about this specific handshake before the game? The official tournament account tweeted it prior to tip. We the consumer would appreciate it. Thanks!

Geno said he waited “for, like, three minutes” to meet Dawn at mid-court before the game stated to shake hands. “It is what it is,” he said.

This game is not over if Mike Pence has the courage to tell us what the flag is

This is a fat guy move. Of course the pumpkins, eggs and trees are better than the regular Reese’s cups. But July 3rd for the first sale of Halloween candy? I know you’re a hefty one, Sam’s club manager.

I’m so tired of watching Hulu and my show gets interrupted with socially awkward flakey skin Aaron Rodgers

I’m just looking for Lilly James from momma Mia 2 is that too much to ask

Mrs. and I just moved to Cayce. Checking in for safe passage. @ray_shio_

@bradsales312 California sober might be bigger than I thought

Does the west coast not drink alcohol?!

TNT just showed us the drunkest man in Alberta just begging for a ride home in the post game show.

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I like when planes have the fog machine setting turned on during boarding. Makes it feel like something is about to happen. Hey Siri, play Sirius.

Fellas I’ll say it. Purses are great for holding auxilliary beers

It’s becoming increasingly apparent Jim Irsay has more power than the Pope.

Just speaks volumes on how deep Jay Wright’s recruiting classes were.

Howie was 100% going to draft Shedeur and I think it’s hilarious that it forced the browns to move up

Notable QBs drafted higher in their drafts than Shedeur Sanders (since 2018): Will Levis Hendon hooker Desmond Ridder Malik Willis Matt corral Kyle Trask Kellen Mond Davis Mills Will Grier Ryan Finley If he falls below 108: Kyle Lauletta

@Mike_Uva FWIW Mike I thought the Eagles might take him at 31. Really surprised to see him slip.

Despite many mock drafts projecting Emmanwori to be a first round draft pick, the former Gamecock safety will remain on the board heading into Day 2. Some team will be getting a steal.

Who will draft Nick Emmanwori tonight? #NFLDraft2025

@704Gamecockk Agreed about shedookie but we can’t forget the Kenny Pickett / Malik Willis draft class.. I think that has to be worse than this

why people so shocked ab Shedookie? he’s not very good. this is the worst QB class in a long time

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@sporcle why does your logo look like a butt plug? Is it because you know people usually use your app on the shitter?