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It's not the shows fault trump happens to be doing the most cartoonishly stupid and evil things. Cause how in the hell in the span of a week could the show have predicted trump would compare himself to Jesus this was written 3 years ago 😭. People who say this tell on themselves.

They call them “data centers” because calling them “mass surveillance centers” would cause a national uprising. The government and Big Tech don’t build billion-dollar facilities in the middle of nowhere just to store your family photos. They are building the infrastructure for a surveillance state— one capable of monitoring your speech, mapping your behavior, tracking your movements, analyzing your purchases, harvesting your biometrics, and building a real-time digital profile of your entire life. And they package it all under buzzwords like “AI,” “security,” and “innovation” so the public blindly applauds the expansion of the very system being built to monitor them. WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

It’s vital that you develop your own taste and creative point of view.

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JOEL MF EMBIID TONIGHT: 34 PTS 12 REB 6 AST PUT HIS BODY ON THE LINE AND GAVE IT HIS ALL. RESPECT.

@On3 @AJ_DonWilliams @PeteNakos That’s incredible. Marketing works. Thank you ESPN for indoctrinating young men by flooding every space they occupy with gambling ads.

It’s a shame that a simple factual statement always gets such pushback because people are in denial about it

Meme a parte, tem explicação e é bem simples. Muita gente quando decide de vez que vai tirar a própria vida apresente uma melhora “estranha” pois tem na cabeça que todo o sofrimento “logo logo vai acabar”. Então, sabendo disso, ela fica mais feliz, mais de boa, mais sociável, menos complicada de lidar, etc. Pega a coisa que mais te deixa mal atualmente: se você tivesse 100% de certeza que daqui uns dias ela vai “acabar”, sumir, etc, você também não ficaria mais tranquilo? Na minha aula sobre manejo de crise suicida tem um tópico todo falando só sobre isso, porque é importante levar como possível sinal de alerta caso a pessoa que sempre tá pra baixo, deprê, falando ativamente sobre acabar com a própria vida, do nada aparece bem e parecendo até outra pessoa

biid is a good example of how unromantic sports fans have become — ppl were heartbroken for g hill, mcgrady, penny, rose, roy, etc for losing chunks of their primes to injury, now it’s just jokes/agendas if you’re great and injury prone

The scary part about this is what it insinuates. Apparently they can't just go "welp, I'm not MAGA anymore" and be done with it. Their entire lives have been built around it, social circles and all. They might just lose everything because of this nonsense

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

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If you’re wondering what type of behavior is being closely surveilled:

@FromNYtoFL @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz Alright enjoy having a 52 man roster

@stoneml13 @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz Disagree on who has the leverage. 99% of people would agree… It’s not Dex..

NEW: Dexter Lawrence no longer wants a new deal from the #Giants, @NYPost_Schwartz reports. That $28M solution is off the board. "His time with the Giants is over," a source said. nypost.com/2026/04/16/spo…

Kelly Oubre did more for Philly than Tobias Harris

@ddem212 @FromNYtoFL @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz Never said I was on Lawrence’s side, just the team is better off getting rid of him for something than wasting a spot and having him sit out for a prolonged period or as some people are saying “make him sit 2 years”

@stoneml13 @FromNYtoFL @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz He signed a top of the market deal. Played 3/4 of one season at a high level after signing. Got injured and missed the rest of season one after signing. Complained about the deal after first year and schoen agreed to add incentives to deal to make it better year two

@FromNYtoFL @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz So yes you do take whatever you can get, sure you play the market a little. But if the team wants to sit there and let him not play while they get nothing in return other than a 52 man roster then just go and get a pick

@FromNYtoFL @YanksFa @rydunleavy @NYPost_Schwartz If he doesn’t want to play he can simply not play, multiple players throughout the years have shown teams don’t really have the leverage because they need to build a complete roster and having that big of a problem on your roster grows worse with time