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Been there. Done that.

Autotune is Botox

@elonmusk @waitbutwhy Yeah...the Republicans are the voice of reason. 🔥🌬️

@waitbutwhy I strongly supported Obama for President, but today’s Democratic Party has been hijacked by extremists

Today, Elon tweeted this diagram by @SwipeWright, which sums up how a lot of people (including me) feel. Then a bunch of ppl responded w/ graphs showing that Republican politicians have moved farther right in that time than Dems have moved left. Here's what I think is happening:

We want what @elonmusk is smoking.

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@FionaMattatall Easy. Scented hand sanitizer that smells like pink grapefruit.

So people have $3mil in ETH and nothing better to do than ask for likes and retweets? You all have serious issues. Smoke more for clarity.

@TxRushGirl yeah, that is not photoshopped at all. what are you all smoking? I need some!

Did someone say Friday!? #TGIF #FridayFeeling

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@Jayecane Everyone wants to send me $ETH and #NFT worth thousands of USD.

I’ll send an NFT worth $4,000 in $ETH to someone who likes , retweets and follows ! In 2 hrs

If the universe is expanding, where is it going?

Twitter keeps recommending the "fitness" topic to me. I only am into fixin' as in I am fixin' to light this preroll.

@chrissyteigen My secret power is I can't remember what I said yesterday. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Oh, what was I saying?

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