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Don't waste your time following me, you can't accept the truth nor my opinions. We are here to make $ from the markets, not sunk cost fallacy.

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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This rapper has been going viral after thousands of social media users started debating on what her “Rap Name” should be after she appeared in this video.
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Elijah@Elijah_Moree·
@gurgavin PayPal. And it’s not even close.
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GURGAVIN
GURGAVIN@gurgavin·
IF I GAVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS RIGHT NOW AND YOU COULD ONLY BUY AND HOLD 1 STOCK FOR THE NEXT YEAR WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@narendramodi There is literally no indian who has a job to work in tech in a developed country (Canada, USA, Australia, Singapore , NZ) will say they will stay back and make India a better place. Nil, zero.
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
Thank you Dum Dum. TMC is losing. BJP is winning!
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@9zerobillion Because in football, F is prioritized over A. So if you score more regardless of conceding less, same goal difference you go above.
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9Z@9zerobillion·
Why is City ontop already when we have thesame points and same goal difference as them?
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@jeremyct Shld have never listened to demons like Zssbecker . These fellows together with the rest of the community have been hoodwinking casual investors for years. Karma is coming.
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Jeremy
Jeremy@jeremyct·
Crypto has ruined my life honestly I’m 30, going 31. Down to my last 3 Sol with no job willing to hire me. Caught in the wars of launchpad that destroyed all the volume of anything to run organically, nowadays purely insider plays or caballed tokens. In debt of over $55k borrowing from friends and family in a span of 7 months Now i’m not sure where to even start with my life, feeling depressed almost every single day. Should have never started crypto in the first place.
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@ZssBecker @Tekeee Lol retired at 30. Fairy tale deluded people tell themselves. Tell me what % of such people exist? Zuckerberg could have retired at 30 but he didn’t- no one retires at 30 today unless you’re a moron that comes from the ultra rich.
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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇@ZssBecker·
@Tekeee I have a buddy who was my COO at one of my businesses. Quiet ex-army ranger. He retired in his 30s from his ownership from the company we built. If you stop throwing yourself a victim pity party and just get to work, even a quiet good person can make stupid amounts of $$.
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Tekee
Tekee@Tekeee·
Too introverted for influencing, too slow for crypto, too honest to run a scam, too lazy for a real job. Bro how am I supposed to make money?
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Amit
Amit@Blindeyeq·
@IndianGems_ Though ur point is correct. But u picked a wrong city. Go to Newyork roads. Even ppl poop in dustbins on road.
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🚨Indian Gems
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
I visited this city which has a whopping population of 8.58 million, but I didn’t spot a single piece of garbage in its river. Just tell me why?
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Niraj Dugar
Niraj Dugar@contliving·
I have a question I am sure you know Indians are not civilised and they consider public property as their own. how many people outside of social media do you educate every day to not litter? Because even the best of public places are littered because of lack of civic sense and chalta hai attitude You can do wonders in improving India by directing your content at the right places
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Esther & Michael
Esther & Michael@SuperLuckeee·
1 year ago, SNDK ran from $30 to $945 for 900% Here's 4 set-ups with exact 500%-1000% potential: 1. BE (Bloom Energy) -AI data centers = massive power demand → BE solves energy reliability -Hydrogen + clean baseload = secular tailwind - If margins flip + profitability hits → multiple expansion explodes Buy zone: $120–130 = demand zone / prior base 2. ASTS (AST SpaceMobile) - First real space-based cellular broadband (not hype anymore) - Partnerships with AT&T / Vodafone = distribution solved - If they prove scale → becomes global telecom infra layer Buy zone: $70–80 = high conviction accumulation 3. IONQ (IonQ) - Pure-play quantum computing (early innings like NVDA 2016) - Government + enterprise contracts building If quantum hits real-world use → exponential upside Buy zone: $25–$30 = value accumulation 4. IREN (Iris Energy) - Bitcoin + AI compute hybrid play Cheap renewable energy = structural edge - If BTC + AI infra both run → double tailwind Buy zone: $30–$32 = strong support Pay attention, these don’t move because they’re cheap. They move because narrative + timing + execution align just like SNDK. There's 1 more massive runner setting up! Write 1 comment and REPOST this ♻️ and I'll share it.
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@ZssBecker Dumb fool.. what do you take us for ? Tokens like these are only exposed to insiders and first movers. Bulk of retail who follow you would never be able to catch any pump.
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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇@ZssBecker·
This is a new privacy alt coin. It sat quiet for weeks. Then did a 20x. Multiple smaller alts are up 3-5x the past 2 weeks. I hate to break it to you. There's money to be made in alts right now.
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@MartienBall What kind of dumb engagement farming is this? Guy’s 41 and still playing the World Cup in a few months.
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Martien 🇳🇱
Martien 🇳🇱@MartienBall·
Ronaldo is crossing free kicks now? The game is gone…
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Chicken Genius
Chicken Genius@pakpakchicken·
Lmao, $onds dillution again. dodge a bullet I guess no one will talk about I sold the top of onds ($14.94), multiple crypto proxies, tsla, coin, lmnd, sq etc... But talk about the few times I sold wrongly. That’s why I publish full portfolio to teach risk management. Lesson: always take profit. Never be cult. Bag holding for years is just stupid. Profit is profit. Annnd, if you somehow survive long enough… You’ll have no choice but to make it To my haters, keep sucking. I’m about to cum.
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Farida@silentGirl012·
This is historical. The Holy Kaaba, revealed in a way no eyes have witnessed in centuries. A moment never seen before by any generation.
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新闻调查
新闻调查@xinwendiaocha·
韩国女团16人中12人被财阀塞电动玩具,台上边跳边喘息,富豪在台下摇控操纵! 韩娱真是无下限,艺人的地狱,变态财阀的天堂!
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Keisuke Honda
Keisuke Honda@kskgroup2017·
I will play FC Jurong in the next season.
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
About to address a rally in Birbhum. The ground is overflowing with people who have come to shower their blessings. It’s BJP all the way in West Bengal!
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@ZssBecker Love reading this fellow’s pitiable state everytime. Why you bothered about others ? Worry about the shit that’s sticking out of your own ass
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Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇@ZssBecker·
I'm at a bar drinking a makers and diet coke right now. Just paid my taxes. A cocktail helps. Two dudes next to me are discussing how their Iran polymarket bets went bad. In the next sentence they bragged about using Claude to write their Linked In posts. Fucking kill me.
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Stonk Simian @stonk_simian·
@elonmusk Cybertruck still a thing? What about that cyber trailer or whatevr it’s called
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.
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