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Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions
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Dana White explains why he hates men's mental health culture "I hate this whole men's mental health stuff that they talk about. Unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider, you can't be that guy posting on social media, oh I had a bad day and I'm so sad" "It's unattractive to other males, let alone women"
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Weren’t we all taught in school that separation of church and state was a MAJOR aspect of the constitutional American system? Was that a Mandela effect?
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“There’s no peace in the Middle East bc Palestinians refuse to believe in the Torah. The Torah says it’s our [Jews] land. And that’s why America must always stand with Israel.” Wow. He just came right out and said it.
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What kind of a person does coordinated social media campaigns for the 1% on tax day?
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For Who, For What - Episode VIII is LIVE
- Full on "Impossible" Philly Sports trivia hour with the greats Jake from @Talkin215 and @JoePops_ . The random likes of Reno Mahe and Wilson Valdez would be proud. Probably.
Available on all platforms:
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Andrew Painter’s change up simply glides thru space and time. No other way to explain it.
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Certified slinger Andrew Painter debuts in The Show and the Phillies NEED a W. Should be as simple is as simple does. #PPotd #RingTheseBells
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The Phillies lineup vs. unknown LHP is outright exhausting. Even Sisyphus wouldn't put up with this shit. #PPotd #RingTheseBells
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Awesome to see the Phillies lineup already in postseason form just 3 games into the season.
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Phillies Play Of The Day. Game 3 of 162. 2-0 thus far +2.48u. Please don’t look up how accurate the first two plays and game predictions were unless you want to question the validity of time travel.
Let’s cook. #PPotd #Phillies #RingTheseBells
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Can't say I didn't call it. Def don't look up what I said about Sanchez before game 1, either. Please. Don't.
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Aaron Nola today- 5 IP 5H 3R 2BB 7K on 91 pitches Let up 2 homer but didn't let the game get out of hand.
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Good News: Phillies Play Of The Day hits in the 3rd inning at a cool +148. 2-0 in first 2 games.
Bad News: Could’ve made it not so easy, Nola…
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1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells
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Death, taxes, and another year of Aaron Nola giving up YAMS while ahead in the count.
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AUDIBLE DUE TO DEGROM SCRATCHING:
Nola line stays. Still think he pitches well but gives up 2-3 runs.
Latz is a solid reliever who is going to give it his all for 1-2 innings, hence the 1st inning under.
+148. Let’s ride #ppotd #ringthesebells
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1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod
And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells
Adam Smith@Smittyverse_
Opening Day - 1 of 162...and we're giving away an even-money(ish) Phillies Play Of The Day every game this season. Game 1: The Clean Sanchez. Ring these bells. #ppotd
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$20K is a helluva lot of napkins. Gotta love billionaire logic. Very real life.
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Harry Kalas' widow said the Phillies betrayed the legendary broadcaster by removing Harry The K's for the Ghost Energy Deck and breaking the $20,000 a year contract with her. They won't be able to play High Hopes in 2027 unless they pay. inquirer.com/phillies/harry…
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1-0. Love me a Clean Sanchez. As should you.
1 down, 161 to go. #RingTheseBells #ppotd
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Opening Day - 1 of 162...and we're giving away an even-money(ish) Phillies Play Of The Day every game this season. Game 1: The Clean Sanchez. Ring these bells. #ppotd
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Oppo Taco, Schwarber? My goodness. The man may hit 100 this year. x.com/BarnHasSpoken2…
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