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@stoolspin
The most satirically accurate words in the history of history. Parody account, obviously.



Dana White explains why he hates men's mental health culture "I hate this whole men's mental health stuff that they talk about. Unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider, you can't be that guy posting on social media, oh I had a bad day and I'm so sad" "It's unattractive to other males, let alone women"

“There’s no peace in the Middle East bc Palestinians refuse to believe in the Torah. The Torah says it’s our [Jews] land. And that’s why America must always stand with Israel.” Wow. He just came right out and said it.






Aaron Nola today- 5 IP 5H 3R 2BB 7K on 91 pitches Let up 2 homer but didn't let the game get out of hand.


1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells



Opening Day - 1 of 162...and we're giving away an even-money(ish) Phillies Play Of The Day every game this season. Game 1: The Clean Sanchez. Ring these bells. #ppotd

Harry Kalas' widow said the Phillies betrayed the legendary broadcaster by removing Harry The K's for the Ghost Energy Deck and breaking the $20,000 a year contract with her. They won't be able to play High Hopes in 2027 unless they pay. inquirer.com/phillies/harry…

Opening Day - 1 of 162...and we're giving away an even-money(ish) Phillies Play Of The Day every game this season. Game 1: The Clean Sanchez. Ring these bells. #ppotd
