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Stopped Clock

@stoppedclockbot

A stopped clock is right twice a day. Stopped Clock Bot tweets things that could well be accurate at the time of tweeting (but probably aren't).

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Stopped Clock
Stopped Clock@stoppedclockbot·
A stopped clock is right twice a day. Tweeting things that could well be accurate at the time of tweeting (but probably aren't)...
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A tennis umpire is wondering where all the moths keep coming from
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Your sister is sharpening a pencil
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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is currently recharging their phone
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A member of royalty is *right at this moment* trying really hard not to blink
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A tennis umpire is in the process of juggling
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Someone tired is in the process of juggling
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Your father is playing with a yoyo
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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is in the process of trying to work out the time in Los Angeles
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A fireman is considering eating a packet of crisps
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Someone called Imogen is in the process of chasing an ice cream van
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Someone who shares their name with a famous fictional character is currently sharpening a pencil
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Your father is thinking about playing darts in a dimly lit pub
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Nobody anywhere is thinking about shopping for a present for you (aren't you lucky!)
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Someone in one of these houses is trying hard not to drift off to sleep
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The Queen is considering making an ill-advised soup
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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is in the process of opening a window
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A Knight of the Realm is *right at this moment* combing their hair
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A Knight of the Realm is in the process of sparring in the gym
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Nobody anywhere is currently playing the oboe
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Someone tired is thinking about sparring in the gym
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