jessie:storey

oh hi, what’s that? oh - ah yeah, crop-tops are actually mandatory now, funny right?

@craightonberman Ha, something to look forward to every year ;)

"This is like explaining a Zuul attack to a Ghostbuster."

"So what is this song about? ...Just putting a lime in a coconut?"

her baggage was lost on a recent flight of fancy.

ch.24, in which are recounted a thousand trifling matters, equally pertinent and necessary to the right understanding of this grand history

(8-hour ambient vuvuzela concert)

driving-monstre eat only kilomètres

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on my dopamine neurons."

Seven-year scratching

Ahoj... Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů!

Home Sweet Homeport! Re-aligning with the Novatron Alliance.

brb, goin' to the moon.. catch ya on the next orbit.

"Den Rest kannst du behalten, du Dreckschwein..."

"Germanniversary."

I've been abruptly woken up by marching bands 9 or 10 times in my life, but the one that just exploded down my street for Wiesn, ..woah.

"multiple aliases gotcha down?"

Day-drinking, Dirndl-browsing, Sommer-festing.

"She loves American pop music like a good science experiment."

4am Fitz-express to ocmd