⚠️ HAZARD-12 ⚠️

⚠️ HAZARD -12 ⚠️ occupation: menace to society likes: dubious looking drinks, plushies, frogs

@buggleboos fuuuuuuuuuck dude I saw him at like tfcon for 60 and passed. I wish I got him, bc I ended up spending $20 on the fucking ugliest 3p swerve I have ever seen bc I felt sorry for it and the vendor was nice LMFAO

@stormeme a thrilling 30/generations swerve iirc, i usually see them for like 50~

missed a 15 bucks Swerve figure on ebay because i hesitated for 3 seconds and went Do I Neeeed Him? I'm sending in my resignation to big robot nerd school now. Its just over.

@slymewizard48 tim sweeney is akin to a blood sucking leech that latches onto my leg on a fishing trip. except I actually get to rip those off and stomp them out once I've noticed the problem. this one's long overdue.

@stormeme This isn’t even a situation where you can say “he built it.” Because he didn’t. Someone else built it, and other people, devs and artists, are the ones keeping it alive. Tim Sweeney just latched on like a parasite. He has contributed LESS THAN NOTHING to Fortnite.

tim sweeney values his ego so monumentally he would throw 1k hard working, dedicated devs under the bus and scam fortnite players over vbucks before ever admitting his egregious spending on uefn slop maps, celebrity collaborations, and fucking LAWSUITS is entirely his fault.

@evankinney thank you for all of your dedication and hard work, I'm so fucking sorry they did this to you. epic games is so monumentally out of touch.

guess who got laid off today! 🫠 i am genuinely so confused and bewildered like, i spent the past week debugging the rivalry system while recovering from pneumonia and just in the past few days i’ve had multiple directors tell me how much they appreciate everything i do

@bnwkr tim sweeney really said thanks for all your toiling guys but I need to keep paying out the steal a brainrot uefn creators instead

At some point you have to argue that maybe spending hundreds of millions on a store that no one uses and giving 40% of your entire revenue to UGC map makers every month might actually not be smart

They need some rest ㅠㅠ #TADC

@ultcrisis_ what did I do to deserve my favorite game getting infested with porn addicted turbo modded erpers dawg

This shit is killing me bro

@PastryWaffles_ buying WHAT

Code Pastry if you plan on buying Ice King Thighs in the item shop (#ad)

bruh #tadc

scout, employee, do NOT look over There is an ugly fraudulent bitch next to you

Let's get this show on the road.

Digital execution #tadc

LASTLY Soundwave and Shockwave Photocards! [6/6] #Transformers

went into my first match without my controller even plugged in to test if FN would run smoothly just to end up as the guy driving the bus. so sorry to everyone who just witnessed "THE BUS DRIVER IS ICEKINGSTHIGHS" I woulda crashed that shit if I could

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#genji :)

happy birthday you fat fucking chud

it's my pet frog ridley's 7th birthday but nobody tell him cause I forgot to buy him something