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I don’t care what your demographic, age, preference, anything is, Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield is untouchable

@timmycoors You think Brad Pitt wouldn’t look cool eating a pear?

Is there a possible way to unclinch a playoff spot? @NFL

I had zero hopes going into this game and somehow the Sixers underperformed those expectations

@xavifox6 Just whipped it out in the middle of a b-hop. On console

Im stacking this cheese like a pan of lasagna

I’m just trying to watch the TLOU, but my gf is crying on the couch because she made up a hypothetical situation where she goes blind now and doesn’t get to see me get old. All because she got a contact stuck for like 12 seconds

@TriForceBeers I’ll spot you the extra change bro 🤝🏽

I wanted to get a chameleon with my tax return but it was only $68 so now it’s time to make a parlay

@BittelSpoon @UnderdogFantasy Spot on!

@UnderdogFantasy Metcalf 62 yards

Who scores the first TD today? Tie-Breaker = Distance of TD Closest guess wins UD Credit 🙌 Entries close at kickoff ⏳

@reedytweets @aboll14 real eyes realize real lies

PA turned blue today, you know what that means: time to make myself a nice breakfast and take a leisurely stroll through my local news channel's Facebook comments

For comparison, their pic on the left mine on the right

Somebody at the bar just air dropped me a pic and before I could send one back they turned their Bluetooth off. That’s a coward move right?

@aboll14 Quesarito is the shmove

there were ten cars in the drive thru when I went at 7:45. this is a deeply sick country. anyway first time eating Taco Bell sober in 10 years and I'm pretty ashamed to admit I enjoyed it. thanks for tuning in to Alec's Depression Corner™️

one consecutive week of being sick has me unreasonably down. thinking about eating fast food for the first time in like four months to really lean into the depression

@reedytweets DONT WASTE THEIR WHAT?!?! I need to know

@David_Polisano2 Enough Popa!

@Natty_Brooks This, and Starbucks, is why millennials will never be millionaires

Sometimes I forget if I want to watch any movie ever i can just rent it, for like, $3.

@Tylerpion22 You sweeping me off my feet??

@StoudtBaby Cause for divorce?

My girlfriend hasn’t sent me one tiktok in 5 days. I am crying and throwing up

@kelsinicholep The joke writes itself

Me 🤝🏻 My gf’s Dumb Bitch

@Natty_Brooks As long as there’s no fuckin raisins, put whatever in it

A pack of peanut M&M’s is trail mix

@Natty_Brooks His couch counterpart

Live look at the Monday of a 3 day weekend: