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Since owning a home and not living in apartments anymore, I sometimes have little flashes of anxiety that im disturbing the neighbors with my TV volume or walking too loudly

@hornetnezt MJ da goat

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Sometimes your "meant to be" was meant to be a memory

Had to make a cheese puff run

Every time I string my weedeater it is somehow backwards

Where the 9/11 parties at? Im tryna pull up

The heated seat got my farts smellin malodorous

I've seen a lot of people who thought they were cool, but then again, Lord, I've seen a lot of fools

When the sand turns into stone, we see the world's black and white become gray,

Im probably years behind this but, I HATE Sabian's new logo. It makes their cymbals look so cheap

I recently watched a show where a lawyer panicked because there was a libertarian on the jury. Why? Jury Nullification Most Americans don’t realize this, but juries have more power than the government would like you to believe. Jury nullification is the right of a jury to acquit a defendant even if they technically broke the law because the law itself is unjust or is being unjustly applied. If you're called for jury duty, remember: you're not just judging the person - you’re judging the law. We don’t advertise this during jury selection (and neither should you), but this is a critical tool for resisting tyranny and overcriminalization. Nullify bad laws. Protect individual liberty.

That ole dog was the stoic prince of all he'd smelled or seen, and how I grinned from ear to ear saying he belonged to me

Just saw a lady wearing a skirt with skinny flare jeans. Wtf year is it?

Dude when i was in high school these were like $1 or $1.50 what the fuck

@madisontayt_ I live in Asheville, politicians aren't helping us but we are helping each other. Here's some places to give to direct aid

Just fed my girlfriend's dog a booger. I don't like him

Today I'm thankful for extra fast food napkins

BREAKING: Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has demanded that Joe Biden provide evidence to prove he has the “cognitive capacity” and “mental acuity” to lead the American people. During an interview with “The Story” on Fox News, RFK Jr. said: “I think he (Biden) needs to come out of the White House and show Americans that he has the cognitive capacity to, and the mental acuity, to handle this job at probably the most challenging time now, at least in recent American history. “We’re facing issues that are existential. We’re involved in two wars. “We have AI coming down, which is going to change everything, and there’s enormous danger in it. “We have an economic crisis in this country where, you know, the middle class is disappearing. It’s been torpedoed. “Where 57% of Americans can’t put their hands on $1,000; where an entire generation of kids cannot buy a home. This is a crisis. “We need a president who is thinking about these things, who is articulating a solution for the American people.”

Union Boilermaker.