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@PaddyKeoghAF @BrysonMcdougall

I know James Rodriguez has had a fantastic career but he's always going to be remembered to me for that story during COVID on WhatsApp

@arielhelwani @BrysonMcdougall this will be you when we fight

Oh my

@SH_92_x @blaydebaker5 always got told this

Anyone else grow up being told you couldn’t drink the upstairs water… because it was different from the downstairs water?🚰😂

@lelurka @Londonblue_2 Can hear the pop hahah

Wait for the random guy in jeans who ends up doing his ACL 😂😂😂

@jack_lalor It’s a watch

@strangdaddy Expert Analysis

“I saw a bloke wearing a Brisbane hat before and thought he must be a Brisbane fan” B. McDougall

@heatdaddy69420 @lelurka

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

@3pmBlackout_ @lelurka

Bet his dad, Why don’t you come on over, is absolutely buzzing

@sirswampthing Pittonet has kicked a goal from 60 and then 1 metre. Is this the biggest back to back goal distance differential ever? Cheers Le Strang.

@0bungler @l_phyland

Just saw Specky McGee at the pokies, half a schooner in his hand. Sad. Really reminds you that life doesn't always turn out how you'd like

Up the pinkies

@ChickDill I’m deadly serious you should deactivate your twitter account

I'm deadly serious Liam Duggan should hand his captaincy in tomorrow. He's not fit to lead a WAFL club let alone one of the biggest clubs in the country. It's a deadset embarrassment how bad he is. He's not the reason we lost but huge part of it.

@DDerginson @cleary_mitch Because the Rose hotel Fitzroy has the best steak in the world

@cleary_mitch Why Fitzroy though?

Andrew Dillon & Laura Kane are tonight meeting with coaches including Chris & Brad Scott, Simon Goodwin and Alastair Clarkson. A breaking of bread in Fitzroy… the Scott brothers have been hot on HQ recently. On the menu: MRO, sub, soft cap, umpiring, player fines + more

@jack_lalor But what was for smoko?

Spit roast at work today. All of a sudden everyone is an expert #imposters

@F1 @lelurka

LANDO NORRIS WINS THE AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX! 🏆 #F1 #AusGP

@FootyIsMyJam @FOXFOOTY @lelurka

New @FOXFOOTY scoreboard is… big #AFLSwansHawks

@lelurka @TampaBayTre Would be very sessionable

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your double dry broccoli cheddar IPA

@tommorris32 @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb Doing gods work Tom

The AFL has confirmed Bailey Smith’s Nike swoosh was permitted today, but from next week onwards he will have to turn that headband inside out. @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb

@lelurka @EVillageVillain I’m E and you’re Turtle

How me and the lads r coming this weekend

@onthecrosslook Huge @lelurka

Frank Reynolds, controversial CEO of Wolf Cola, is reportedly interested in buying TikTok in order to prevent a potential US ban.