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love eating bamboo shoots i feel like a panda

it's hard to truly feel how profoundly old civilization really is but a fact that leaves me breathless is princess ennigaldi-nanna of the neo-babylonian empire was an archeologist who founded a musuem 2500 years ago and most of the artifacts in it were 1500 years older than that

@morgul1 omg i don’t want a green screen in the living room 🫨 also we are renting now!! so i cannot paint

@stratajobee Is nein green on the accent wall from benjaminmoore.com/en-ca/paint-co… I loved it

why does it feel like modern interior design allergic to warmth. i don't want to live in a hospital i want to live in a HOME

i cant wait for my "Cheat day" when i will eat an entire Wasps nest

trying to build a bpm playlist to run to and it turns out my average strides per minute is 175 even though i'm slow as hell

@morgul1 to find something not white or grey or dark blue or beigey-taupe is like $20k tho 🥺🥺

@stratajobee Then find what you want

Thanks for 1 million followers 👍here's a few Haunted Chocolatier images

#FatBearWeek begins tomorrow! Presenting your Champions of Chomp & wide-load warriors! These bulging beasts will battle it out to see who you will crown the biggest belly on Brooks River! New bear bracket just dropped. Fill out your bracket before the competition heats up. 🔥

i’m a little guy :-)

been gaming surrounded by Black Mold for 30 yrs. so when i game in a clean room its like the training weights come off & i become full power

sorry, that decision is with someone above my pay grade (my mother in law)

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

Full length SITTING version by @thatjoshmac !! So good. Follow @thatjoshmac

between my skin texture and my freckles, my face always looks like a noise filter was applied to my skin lol

属名すら不明なんだけど...💦 朱色と白黒のコントラストが美しい南米のお洒落ゾウムシ🤗

the longer it’s been expired the more i just cross my fingers 🤞🏻

my husband and i will sing the hurricane katrina song every time a dead npc is ragdolled in a fun way

@SleepDaddyTTV i would say dildo on the fridge is not sneaky 🤔

whoa. $150 to replace my fridge door handle. i think not