sarah🍓strawberra

Successfully running a first and third double steal at the major league level goes so hard. Rays are small ball aurafarming at this point.

CITRUS SERIES DUB SECURED RAYS WIN RAYS WIN RAYS WIN

THE RAYS ARE 30-15 SECOND MLB TEAM TO 30 WINS FOUR-STRAIGHT SERIES WINS AT HOME LIGHT THAT ROOF ORANGE BABY

apparently, the first song I ever listened to on Spotify was werewolf bar mitzvah

DUBS IN THE SIX RAYS WIN RAYS WIN RAYS WIN

tickets to see a bad baseball team play are like the only reasonably priced thing left in all of america

Opposing fans: They can’t keep getting away with this!!! Meanwhile the Rays, so bored with winning that they’re now feeding birds during a game:

🗣️ FIRST PLACE RAYS

Teams in the last 45 years to allow 17 or fewer runs over a span of 13 games: 2010 Giants (Won WS) 2022 Astros (Won WS) 2026 Rays

me posting on twitter

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

The only thing I’ve learned from those “Are we dating the same guy” groups on Facebook is that everyone is dating ugly men

do it you cowards

and with you

Is this all there is?

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

Greek Cypriot final boss

Every single one of the Julio-Claudian emperors after Augustus

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Sensible Thing